The Perfect Husband

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  1. Makedde

    Makedde New Member Past Donor

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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000." ;

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

    He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"
     
  2. Durandal

    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    Whose :D "who's" = "who is"

    Funny joke, by the way :thumbsup:
     
  3. Viv

    Viv Banned by Request

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    :idea::idea::idea:

     
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    CKW Well-Known Member

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    That was funny :)
     
  5. SpaceCricket79

    SpaceCricket79 New Member Past Donor

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    A geeky personality isn't a turn on, being intelligent and even having "geeky" interests can be a turn-on, but if you sound meek and unconfident then you won't be attractive to women.
     
  6. injest

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    since when has being hairy equal 'softer'??
     

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