The shcocking new proofs about Obama's socialist and muslim roots...

...Now that I have your attention, I'll be truthfull and reveal this thread isnt about Obama but I'll present 10 overwhelming proofs of my new belief.
The earth is complanate(=flat) and I can proof it.

1. The Government Lies

It's well known that the government lies, murders and steals in order to keep in control of the population. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that JFK's head did not explode backwards caused by a bullet coming from the book depository. So if the government would murder the president and cover it up... why wouldn't they lie about other stuff?

2. NASA has been caught manipulating images and evidence before

http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewpr.html?pid=30000

Once again, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that NASA is full of inconsistencies, lies and coverups. The moon landings look incredibly fake not to mention John Glenn's alleged orbit around the earth in 1962. This guy supposedly shot off the top of a rocket going 17,500 mph, did a mid-air 180 degree turn and successfully orbited the earth 3 and a half times in under 5 hours

3. You COULD see the Curvature with your naked eyes if the earth was a Sphere

It's a common misconception that the earth is simply too big to notice any curvature below (insert figure here). This is simply not true. Using the dimensions of the earth provided by NASA, there would be an 8 inch downward curve after the first mile, 32 inches after the second and 6 feet after the 3rd mile. After 20 miles the ground should curve 266 feet downwards.

Go to a place where the horizon is visible from on top of a hill or building and you can easily see for 5-10+ miles with your naked eye. You will notice that the horizon is perfectly flat and there is not any curvature to be seen.



4. The Bible says the Earth is Flat

I know a lot of you atheists, nonbelievers and children of Satan will talk (*)(*)(*)(*) about the Bible blah blah blah... but it does say the earth is flat and immovable and so far the Bible's explanation of the shape of the earth is way more accurate than Nasa.

Job 38:14 "As the light approaches, the earth takes shape like clay pressed beneath a seal; it is robed in brilliant colors."

Psalm 96:10: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable ...”

Psalm 104:5: “Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it never can be shaken.”

5. The Quran says the Earth is Flat

Sura Al-Kahf (18:47)

And (remember) the Day We shall cause the mountains to pass away (like clouds of dust), and you will see the earth as a levelled plain, and we shall gather them all together so as to leave not one of them behind.

Sura An-Naml (27:61)

Is not He (better than your gods) Who has made the earth as a fixed abode, and has placed rivers in its midst, and has placed firm mountains therein, and has set a barrier between the two seas (of salt and sweet water).Is there any ilâh (god) with Allâh? Nay, but most of them know not.

6. The Great Ice Wall is widely known and studied

According to wikipedia the recorded coastline of Antarctica stretches 11,165 miles and is comprised of, you guessed it, 95% Ice Walls and 5% rock.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctica#Geography



7. There is not one peer-reviewed scientific study that proves the earth is a Globe

However, there are countless studies that show the earth is flat. For instance, all experiments measuring the surface of freestanding water show it to be perfectly level. If the earth was a ball and gravity was pulling things downward then all water should be pulled into a curved shape.
http://www.sacred-texts.com/earth/za/za05.htm



8. The only evidence the Earth is a Ball is Technology and NASA (And NASA)

When presented with Flat Earth Theory for the first time, most people immediately think "well what about GPS and satellites?" For one thing, have you ever seen a satellite? A REAL SATELLITE that you know for a fact is a satellite?

Also, GPS can work using triangulation from cellphone towers. Just because some gadget or gizmo like Google earth or your cellphone says the earth is a ball does not mean it is true.

9. Big Bang and Evolution is complete nonsense (What about Grass?)

If we evolved from monkeys who evolved from other species who all started from a single cell organism over millions or billions or years... Then why do vital organs like heart, lungs and even your eyeballs and brain remain pretty much the same throughout the entire animal kingdom. Of course, there are differences in size, but for the most part they are the same thing. You would think that an eyeball with all the parts and functions that science still can't explain would improve at least a LITTLE from a monkey to a human.

The point is, things just aren't evolving...

10. And finally, the Children of Satan want you DEAD (Could be a metaphor)

Why else do you think all this deception is going on? The soulless ones, tares or incarnated demonic entities want to rule the earth because that is all they have. Why do you think they spend trillions of dollars on defense, record keeping and propaganda? They are trying to cover up your true nature as a child of God and convince you that you are a worthless eater evolved from a monkey or created by aliens so they can rule over you and steal your soul.

"Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me. Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not. Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me? He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God." John 8:39-47.

 

I can never tell if you are just trolling or mean this stuff.

 

You were shocked by this new theory but amazed by the overwhelming evidence, I was like that before embracing flat earth.

 

Shameless self bump

 

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I answer to that in points 1,2 and 8

 

Sorry, I just don't believe in the flat earth theory. The INNER EARTH THEORY is much more plausible.

 

That is ludricous and makes no sense.

 

Well, you did say the government lies. What if they are lying about that? What if they are keeping the secret of eternal youth from us? They say that inside the earth contains a utopian paradise where dinosaurs are still alive and live alongside humans that live forever and never get sick. Of course the government would keep something like that from us....

 

My simple point is that the earth is flat.

 

Iono man...I'm gonna stick with my inner earth theory.

http://www.tlonh.com/articles/hollowEarthHistory.asp

 

Do us all a favor and take your nonsense somewhere else. If you must post here, stick to the conspiracy forum. Your OP is simply too retarded to address in a meaningful way.

 

You mean.

 

My thoughts exactly. Dear flat earth guy, congratulations, you're the dumbest person I've ever spoken to and have taken away some of my faith in humanity. I honestly hate that you exist. Goodbye.

 

So much hate, Jesus Christ told us to love everyone.
You are going to hell.

 

What, no love for the Donut Earth Theory?

 

Flame baiting and trolling the religious contingency appears to be a hobby for our "clever" Flag....

perhaps sanctioning such childishness and immaturity would inspire our Flag to better adhere to forum rules. Mods?

 

Oh I'm going to hell? I'm assuming that's along with, in your mind, all non-Christians, all people who disagree with you, and anyone who's actually read the bible and knows that Jesus, if he existed, promoted the ideas of the old testament with the new.. Including the fact that it says you can own slaves, can and must stone women to death for wearing two types of cloth sewn together, and can sell your daughter

 

Why are you people so insensitive to new thories and to the truth?
Plato wrote some papers on how humans cant face new realities.

 

Oh, and if the dumbass that has a quote promoting "ethnic cleansing" tells me I'm going to hell.. He can go f u c k himself

 

You still think the earth is flat you dumb mother (*)(*)(*)(*)er... And we're the ones insensitive to new ideas? By god... If Jesus exists.. He is slapping himself on the forehead and thinking "what the (*)(*)(*)(*) have I done" whenever you speak

 

It is not a sentence I wrote but of a conservative american who has a strong opinion.

 

It's an extremist with a crazy ass opinion so far beyond psychopathic that he should be put on a watch list.. Good god. You have a quote talking about murdering thousands of men, women, and children. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?

 

Lot of american conservatives would agree to that sentence.

Yes the earth is flat. And the Bible says that therefore Jesus must be proud of me.