Trumps at it again. According to a report /cough load of unverified bullshit from The Washington Post, Trump through his business dealings with the Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti has opened up a shadow company in Ireland as a base for illegal sexual assault rapes designed to target all the women of the world. Operation "Cat Cuddle", as WaPo's operative inside the Trump family explains, will launch in Q3 of 2018 and will be lead by the Melania body double that totally exists and is not just a moonbat conspiracy theory. /sarcasm Clock.