....because we all know most Dems hate freedom and liberty anyways....don't worry, I still love you guys. Forward to 2020 - Confused Republican: What happened to our country? Enlightened One: Remember that one guy Ron Paul who ran in 2008 and 2012 and the media and most Americans ridiculed and ignored? Confused Republican: Yeah, he was anti-American. He hated us for our freedoms. Enlightened One: No brother, he was going to save us from this tyrannically beast that has progressed over the years into the monster that it is today. Confused Republican: Now I see, I am so sorry... I wish I would've known... So this isn't funny, but likely to be true conversations several years from now... This forum needs a Pessimism sub-category, my fellow Americans are going to need it...... Ah screw it...if you twist it tight enough it does become rather humorous...
Confused American: We elected Santorum because he said once we banned gays from marrying, our economic problems would be over. Confused American: We elected Romney cause he said he would repeal Obamacare. But then he put in Romneycare that he said he would do during the primary debates. Why didn't we see it coming? Confused American: Why did we go bankrupt when we put Newt into office? We have the moon colony, I don't get why they aren't producing enough wealth for us? Not to mention Newt is now worth $100 Trillion? I thought we said he wasn't corrupt?
