Glossolalia - speaking in tongues, according to linguists, is the fluid vocalizing of speech-like syllables that lack any readily comprehended meaning, in some cases as part of religious practice in which it is believed to be a divine language unknown to the speaker. I officially recognize and define a new form of nonsensical speech - Trumpolalia Trumpolalia is recognized by one- or two-word responses, such as BAD!, UNFAIR! SO SAD!!! Proper structure requires the use of exclamation marks and capital letters. Speaking of one's self in the third person is the next easily recognized symptom of Trumpolalia. HereWeGoAgain says so. Self praise is common and at least one contradiction is found for every three minutes of speech. Examples are welcome.
