Are You Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (****)?

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  1. Durandal

    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    http://www.disclose.tv/news/are_you_suffering_from_trump_acceptance_resistance_disorder_tard

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    Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.

    Signs and Symptoms:

    People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

    Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with **** are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.

    According to the DSM-V, individuals with **** exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:

    - Telling others they are moving to Canada

    - Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College

    - Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of

    - Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”

    - Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative

    - Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona

    Causes and Mechanisms:

    Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

    Research is ongoing, but **** appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

    - Membership in the Democratic party

    - Identifying as a Feminist

    - Currently enrolled in college, and/or

    - Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree

    - Cuckoldry

    - Living in a densely populated metropolitan area

    - Massive student debt

    - Spotty or non-existent work history

    - Hipsterism

    Diagnosis:

    Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of **** will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.

    Treatment:

    The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it.

    Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.

    Patients with **** are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

    If you have a friend or loved one suffering from ****, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
     
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  2. OldMercsRule

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    There seems to be quite a bit of this **** goin' on out there since 11/08/2016.

    The state run media has a very serious case, as do some posters.

    Me overpriced $0.02
     
  3. DennisTate

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    It is quite possible that the following video will only
    remedy **** in about one to five percent of the population.........


    http://www.charismanews.com/opinion...id:653591&utm_campaign=CNO daily - 2016-12-07
    The Most Shocking Prophecy About America's Next 8 Years
     
  4. TheGreatSatan

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    I heard if you have the "****", you start seeing Russians everywhere
     
  5. tecoyah

    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Personally I have TAFD (Trump Acceptance Fear Disorder) coupled with Grief induced by seeing the beginnings of the country I love dying a slow death.
     
  6. Thehumankind

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    They will have that phobia of being grab by the (tooooooooooooooooot),:)
     
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    Yes and the person with the worst case of **** (Obamaprompter) is gettin' real aggressive blamin' the crooked Queen's loss on his former buddie, (that Obamaprompter wanted to help after the 2012 election), ol' Vlad...

    The badly **** infected Washington post is generating it's fair share of fake news (claimed the Rooooooooskies cracked our power grid, first our democracy now our 'lectricity), then had to retract after the damage was done with **** affected low information types...
     
  8. ChrisL

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  9. AnnaNoblesse

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    Are you implying that everyone in Russia is Tarded? Because you know, they see Russians everyday.
     
  10. reedak

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    Acceptance Resistance Disorder made its first appearance on the day when Barack Obama announced his decision to run for presidency. He could not Make America Great Again. Neither could the failed businessman who bankrupted his own companies multiple times.

    BARD has turned ****. :smile:

    As Michelle Obama has suggested, America is entering a time of hopelessness.

    http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womenint...s-america-is-entering-a-time-of-hopelessness/
     
  11. ChrisL

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    How do you know? Maybe you should give him a chance and see what he can do? I mean, if you want to be hopeless, by all means go right ahead, but it's not the smart thing to do.
     
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    Yes, we should give him a chance to make America worse. Tell us whether you feel hopeful or hopeless after reading the following article

    Excerpts from http://europe.newsweek.com/donald-t...os-bankruptcy-president-election-505523?rm=eu

    "Here, however, we have hard data by which to judge the very track record on which Trump says he can 'Make America Great Again.' Contrary to Trump’s claims, my study of that data indicates that he is more likely to make America worse."
     
  13. ChrisL

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    Honestly, I couldn't care less about any of this. Lol. It's just more smearing campaign. Besides, don't you think Hillhag and friends take advantage of these exact same tax loopholes, AND what did Hillhag and friends do to change the tax codes?
     
  14. tecoyah

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    While I accept Mr. Trump will be my President I fear what he might do to this country.
     
  15. reedak

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    You can dismiss everything you "couldn't care less" as "smearing campaign". However, if you dare to brush aside the prediction of Johan Galtung, the renowned Nobel Peace Prize-nominated sociologist, you'd better ask him to give way to you. Whether or not you believe his prediction, you just have to wait 3 to 8 years to see whether it is another of your so-called "smearing campaign". :smile:

    The following are excerpts from the December 6, 2016 article, by Nafeez Ahmed, columnist for Motherboad, under the headline "US Power Will Decline Under Trump, Says Futurist Who Predicted Soviet Collapse" at http://motherboard.vice.com/read/us...p-says-futurist-who-predicted-soviet-collapse

    (Begin excerpts)
    Johan Galtung, a Nobel Peace Prize-nominated sociologist who predicted the collapse of the Soviet Union, warned that US global power will collapse under the Donald Trump administration.

    The Norwegian professor at the University of Hawaii and Transcend Peace University is recognized as the ‘founding father’ of peace and conflict studies as a scientific discipline. He has made numerous accurate predictions of major world events, most notably the collapse of the Soviet Empire.

    Galtung has also accurately predicted the 1978 Iranian revolution; the Tiananmen Square uprising of 1989 in China; the economic crises of 1987, 2008 and 2011; and even the 9/11 attacks—among other events, according to the late Dietrich Fischer, academic director of the European University Center for Peace Studies.

    Back in 2000, Galtung first set out his prediction that the “US empire” would collapse within 25 years. After the election of President Bush, though, he revised that forecast five years forward because, he argued, Bush’s policies of extreme militarism would be an accelerant...

    But the main book setting out Galtung’s fascinating forecast for the US is his 2009 book, The Fall of the American Empire—and then What?

    The book sets out a whopping 15 “synchronizing and mutually reinforcing contradictions” afflicting the US, which he says will lead to US global power ending by 2020—within just four years. Galtung warned that during this phase of decline, the US was likely to go through a phase of reactionary “fascism”.

    He argued that American fascism would come from a capacity for tremendous global violence; a vision of American exceptionalism as the “fittest nation”; a belief in a coming final war between good and evil; a cult of the strong state leading the fight of good against evil; and a cult of the “strong leader”.

    All of which, Galtung said, surfaced during the Bush era, and which now appear to have come to fruition through Trump. Such fascism, he told Motherboard, is a symptom of the decline—lashing out in disbelief at the loss of power....

    The center country may be a dictatorship or a democracy. So for Galtung, the collapse of the US empire comes “when the periphery elites no longer want to fight US wars, no longer want to exploit for the center.”

    For Galtung, a key sign of collapse would be Trump’s attitude to NATO. The President-elect has said he would be happy to see NATO break-up if US allies aren’t willing to pay their dues. Trump’s ‘go it alone’ approach would, Galtung said, accelerate and undermine US global empire at the same time....(End excerpts)

    https://www.transcend.org/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_Galtung
     
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    My friend, glad to see you here. You should ask the other netizens from the other forum to come over here to share their views. Please enlighten us what your fear Trump "might do to this country". :smile:
     
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    Predictions? You can't be serious.
     
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    The
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    :)
     
  19. ChrisL

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    Trump + Putin = Pump.
     
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    Rosneft Oil Pump. ;)
     
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    I fear the progress we have seen in societal equalities and freedoms may be rolled back somewhat and the direction of this beauty changed for awhile. I feel the reputation the United States has developed as a force for good may also be at risk and the very nature of our experiment could be at risk as financial interests vs. we the people become the primary motivator in government.
    It is inappropriate for me to "Invite" members of this forum to join ours or vice versa.
     
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    When a renowned academic of a reputable American university could accurately predict at least 7 events (the collapse of the Soviet Union; the 1978 Iranian revolution; the Tiananmen Square uprising of 1989 in China; the economic crises of 1987, 2008 and 2011; and even the 9/11 attacks—among other events), you can't but take him seriously. You can't simply dismiss him as an ordinary fortune teller. He has given a time limit for his prediction (3 to 8 years time), so just wait and see. :smile:
     
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    Please elaborate on your fear and pessimism. Inviting our friends arcturus and Aufgeblassen will add more excitement to the discussion here.
     
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    Personally, I've never been more proud to be an American than the day children had to ask their parents what a Golden Shower was after Googling the name of the President-elect... [​IMG]
     
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    Me too. It addresses the question as to, "How low will unprincipled lefitsts sink in lying about Trump?" Now while it is theorized that the is no bottom in regards to how low leftists can and will sink and while this event -- the Left AND its intelligence agencies being punked by 4chan into BELIEVING the accusation -- is tremendously low of them, I personally believe that leftists can sink even lower than that if they will only try. It's one of their few talents. But also that even they can sink only so much lower. So this is exciting. They simply MUST be nearing their own bottom at this point.
     

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