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A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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  1. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I wonder if Michelle has some kind of chassis deformity?
     
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    FoxHastings said: ↑
    I'm sure Melania has had a BIG GAP between her legs many times ! :)



    What? Do you propose tight skirts so "ladies" don't take too long of a step??


    "Ladies" should keep their knees together even when running?

    There are rules on how far a woman is allowed to step ??


    Can't answer my questions?

    Why not?


    And since when do women have "chassis" ???

    :) And WHY are YOU so interested in Michelle's ?? :) :) :) :)
     
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    I can't honestly say that I ever heard someone referring to Barack's equipment.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It's a polite way of saying different hip, backside and undercarriage size. The chassis on an F1 car is different to a tractor's, you know whom I'm referring to?

    What are you struggling with? Which questions do you need answers to to update your knowledge?
     
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    Yes, when you refer to vehicles.....not women who are not vehicles but humans...


    All of them :

    FoxHastings said: ↑
    I'm sure Melania has had a BIG GAP between her legs many times ! :)



    A. What? Do you propose tight skirts so "ladies" don't take too long of a step??


    B. "Ladies" should keep their knees together even when running?

    C. There are rules on how far a woman is allowed to step ??




    Can't answer my questions?

    Why not?


    D. And since when do women have "chassis" ???

    E. :) And WHY are YOU so interested in Michelle's ?? :) :) :) :)
     
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    @FoxHastings

    A : Ladies should be allowed to wear trousers as well. We don't live in sexist times.

    B : Only in North Korea.

    C : Yes, they can step as far as they can step.

    D : 1806

    E : She's a munter.

    Hope that's releaved your anxieties.
     
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    Warning, you may need extra Kleenex.
     
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    27A839CE-6D86-43D9-B7B9-DD4CA2EAACDD.jpeg
     
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    Very nice. My uncle still uses a 1947 Ford 2N every day for work around the farmyard. He bought it new.
     
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    Oldest one here is a Fordson Dexta like this
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    But a neighbour often brings his Feild Marshall over to drive the threshing drum and that's a beauty
    [​IMG]
    Very distinctive sound, so low reving you can almost hear each individual bang.
     
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    I'm liking the analogy though.
    If Michelle is a tractor it's because she is strong, reliable and works hard all day at a worthwhile job.
    Melania is a Formula One car because she is purely entertainment for her owner, is liable to break down, expensive to run and does nothing more useful than go round and round in circles.
     
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    Haha, very good.
     
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    So then why are you so concerned about Michelle's stance ( which was less than two feet not the three feet you'd hoped for):

    ""Erm, what kind of chassis does Michelle have to have a 3 foot gap between her legs?""


    I have no anxieties like why women stand with their legs apart....some people do though :)
     
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    Do you think me posting her "wide" stance has simply triggered lefties?
     
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    Why do so many confuse "triggered" with "disgusted"?
     
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    No confusion on my part. I posted a photo of Michelle where you could drive a double decker bus between her legs without touching and the left have all gone mouth frothy. It's just a photo, granted a dreadful one of Michelle, but nonetheless, just a photo.
     
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    Grab the tissues, lol
     
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    Looks like Big Ben has a bit of a droop, but then so does........

    Do you think she wore it because it reminds her of something?
     
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    Must be due for a kidney ailment again.
     
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    Was Ben the name of a previous partner? Will she wear a dress covered in tiny mushrooms when she's seen out with her next husband?
     
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    It will be a food themed dress - button mushrooms, limp spaghetti and gherkins.
     
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    I think it would be cornichons rather than gerkins.
    [​IMG]
     
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