Life Lessons

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    You don't tug on superman's cape
    You don't spit into the wind
    You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
    And you don't mess around with Jim

    Never pee on an electric fence.
    Never mix many different types of booze.
    Corollary: Never drink booze
    Tacos are a food group. You can make them with anything from cheese to kale.
    The elliptical is a miracle machine. HIIT and the elliptical will make you ten years younger.
    If you see a real alien spacecraft, avoid it. Do not wave. If alien encounters really do happen, I've never heard of one that worked out well for the human.
    Cats are people too.

    People are strange; except me.
     
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    The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. - Haldane, Eddington

    There was one phone call, one critical phone call that I almost didn't make. But I did. And that call determined the course of my life. I never should have picked up that phone over 30 years ago.

    I had a friend whose life was literally determined by his choice to turn left, instead of right, when he wasn't sure which way to go. If ONLY I had turned right! he would often lament.
     
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    Bachelor rule #142: "Never cook bacon in the nude."
     
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    Doing the right thing isn't always doing what's right.

    Per Nietzsche, "That which does not kill you makes you stronger".
     
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    ...or fry taco shells.
     
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    Never eat anything larger than your head.
     
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    When crossing the Zambezi always raise your hat to the crocodile's mother.
     
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    Tell me about it!
     
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    I'll add that "the right thing to do" is often the thing you least want to do, unfortunately.
     
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    Speaking in terms of the right choice being the best choice, not morally but as a practical matter: I tend to be a bulldog with my projects. Whatever it is that I'm doing, my tendency is to put my head down and go for all I'm worth. But I have learned the hard way that when you have to fight and fight and fight every step of the way, things never do seem to work out as planned no matter how hard I work. It is like some projects or paths chosen were just doomed from the start. Many projects can be agonizing at times and require a ridiculous number of hours. But when it seems like things are just plagued from the start and doesn't get better, it is time to stop and consider alternatives. Plowing through isn't always the best option. And learning when to call it quits is an art.

    There are other times when everything magically falls into place; when it seems that it was meant to be. Just put in the time and success will follow. I've learned to jump when I have a sense of a ringer. I used to think about it more. But when I have that definite feeling, I jump now.

    In short, I've learned to put a fair bit of trust in my instincts. Our brains process a great deal of information that we are not consciously aware of processing. We pick up clues that we don't know we have. Our subconscious knows things our conscious brains don't.
     
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    I mean like giving up tobacco, getting over resentments, improving your diet... etc.
     
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    Ah, I thought you were expanding on Captain Nice's post.

    That isn't a matter of being right, but what's in your own best interest. I might counter [playing devil's advocate here] that by smoking, spending your days in a rage, and eating junk food, you vastly increase your chance of an early death, thus reducing the burden on Social Security, Medicare, and the health care system. So eat crap, hate, and smoke that cigarette, it's all in the best interest of your fellow Americans :D
     
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    I can think of a few exceptions to that one, like how about that which leaves you brain damaged and paralyzed? :)
     
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    And in the case of Yoda, killing him made him stronger.
     
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    Because it released him from the confinement of the body.
     
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    Life is Hard....Then you Die. ~unknown geenius

    Life is Pain, Pain is Knowledge, Knowledge is Life. ~Tecoyah
     
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    Cats are just little people with fur and claws - Garfield

    The most effective way to herd pigs is to walk toward them slowly while speaking Latin in a voice just under a shout - Hubert Humphrey

    To be matter of fact about the real world is to blunder into fantasy, and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful - Robert A. Heinlein
     
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    Just because an adult is older than you, it doesn’t necessarily follow that they are wise and that his advice is good.
     
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    It's very true that some adults simply don't get older and wiser - we call 'em 'liberals' here in the Good Ship Blighty!
     
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    Thought they were Tories?
     
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    You are more likely to be killed by a pig than by a shark

    Don't teach a pig to sing…it wastes your time and annoys the pig. --- Pig Farmer
     
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    On a more serious note:
    Love at first sight really does exist.
    Live in the moment
    Everything is transient
    Never underestimate the desires of a woman with a strong sex drive.

    Women really like shoes. This is something most men like me never imagined.
     
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    I have, but then I really like feet :p
     
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    It is claimed that about 75% of all men have a foot fetish. :D
     
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