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Make up outrageous lies about other members

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  1. Derideo_Te

    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Wrong!

    The Kangaroo costume belongs to Borat so that he can jump through hoops to defend his BLOTUS.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 3, 2018
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Roadkill?
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 3, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Well yes, but also Homer Simpson.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 3, 2018
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  4. Derideo_Te

    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    You dress up in a Homer Simpson costume? :eek:
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 3, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Yes, and I eat squirrels, not koalas!
     
    Sallyally, Dec 3, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Which one of those is the lie....
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 3, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Tick,tick,tick.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 3, 2018
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    The one with the hairy tongue!
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 3, 2018
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    Yes, I did!
     
    Mr_Truth, Dec 3, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Talking about roadkill...



    The bit where he talks about eating a badgers penis is great ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 3, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    In his younger days, Mr_Truth was Buddhist and destined to become Dalai but was unfortunately abducted by Tirrellian traders and sold off as sex material to Gorsak tendril recruiters. The unsettling experience led him to a life of crime and Hibiscus flower smuggling until his capture by authorities, rehabilitation and eventual release back onto his home planet as internet fodder.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 3, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    He ate a swan! They belong to the Queen!
     
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    Sallyally, Dec 3, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Like you've never ate swan ;)
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    The Queen doesn't own Australian swans.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 3, 2018
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    That's not a denial...
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 3, 2018
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    what tecoyah says is true - in fact, it was he who took my photo when it happened:



    [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, Dec 3, 2018
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    Mr Truth on his first visit to Bedford Falls ran George Bailey over on boxing day.
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    And then reversed...
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Dec 3, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Cross dressing duo, Tecoyah and Liberty Monkey, were
    famous Norwegian pop duo, M2M.

    They have retired from their previous glamorous celebrity lives to peaceful retirement as straight dressing men.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 3, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Liberty Monkey made a self portrait for his Avatar....just to copy me.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 3, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Shhhhh...it's hard enough dodging paparazzi already.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 3, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    The Nolan sisters once tried to purchase me from my mum.
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    Oh wait this is ACTUALLY TRUE! I told my parents they should have sold me. I mean come on the Nolan sisters ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 3, 2018
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    nah, that was Grandpa running over Grandma:



     
    Mr_Truth, Dec 3, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Oldmanonfire literally lit on fire last year trying to deep fry Twinkies for kids on Halloween....fortunately three boys put him out...uh...Naturally.
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    FoxHastings Eats babies but only kittens, his hairballs are legendary.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 3, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Falena dances in a Russian gay bar for drug money.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 3, 2018
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