Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

A little stick time applied early would probably have saved most of our criminals from decades in prison.

 

My wife is going out tonight with friends and both kids will be away with grandparents. I am getting a pizza and a six pack of modelo especial. Possibly play some call of duty. Act 21 again

 

RSVP so i know how much to get!

 

I generally try and eat relatively healthy. Hot dogs are a once a year indulgence at someone or others BBQ. Hot dogs are what I call a 'don't ask, don't tell' food, kinda like that chocolate looking cake that someone's Aunt Doris made that just looks too. Damn. Good.

Have you ever had something called 'speedies' usually found in upstate NY? Marinated chunks of meat you BBQ, and the container says 'may contain chicken, beef, pork, venison and other assorted species' . DADT.

 

I hate hot dogs. I will buy them for my youngest because he isnt hot on some things i grill but i will only buy all beef.

 

I was in the army and it was pretty much the same. It stuck for a couple of years but I migrated back to spontaneity. I found it has more flavor. I haven’t lost my military bearing but a happy medium is much more enjoyable.

Ever notice that you can spot a prior military person just by the way they walk, talk, and conduct themselves? Habits that you never lose.

 

Can usually spot ex-military from miles away, Walk, posture, and usually haircut.

Also old line dogs, the ones who actually climbed telephone poles. They walk with their feet spread apart just a little more then the average person, from wearing gaffs.

 

nice boat, crow

 

Thanks. That isn’t me or my boat. My boat is the same model and color, I just don’t like putting too much personal info online. Here is a vid of a boat just like mine.

 

Happy Friday, y'all Ugh, doc appt this morning. Wellness exam with referral to another doc for more tests. Remember the good ole days when if you werent sick, you didnt have to see docs. Now they refuse to let you go until they find something wrong.

(Welcome to the bar, Harley. Carve your name on a barstool and come back often. )

 

I have already got my name all over the place. I brought a permanent marker with me
The big stall in the females bathroom says "for a good time, private message TN"

 

Fine with me but you better watch out for the landlady. Shes known to frown on bathroom graffiti. Think I just saw her fly into the parking. (Tell her she sure looks nice today, might help.)

 

So what was wrong with ya.? And what did the Doc find.?
This isn't Judge Judy's Courtroom ... But I am taking names
and Kickin' butt.
If all the Wellness Doc had to do was kick you in the can
like in the Twilight Zone episode of - Kick the Can - then
I mite understand.
Unless YOU kicked the Doc in the can and opened a whole new can
of ouch.

 

"Bless your heart" you must be from the South

 

No pizza places had a special i wanted, so i got a huge rib eye instead.
Cant say im disappointed lol

 

For me the USMC became my religion and Mother Green's ways became my catechism.

Even though I have been out for 40 years now I am still hooked and indoctrinated (brainwashed) on USMC doctrine and procedures.

It is even worse now than when I was actually in.

 

I went to McD's for breakfast like I had planned to.

Everyone else there was eating lunch but with their all-day breakfast feature I got the sausage-McMuffin with egg and a homefries patty and a cup of coffee (like @Smartmouthwoman always does every morning) and a cup of orange juice.

Then after eating I filled the gasoline tank of my car, stopped to pick up eggs, more hotdogs, and bbq sauce at the store, then went home and back to bed.

Slept another 4 hours napping with my cat. He is a night-owl too. He sleeps in the day and roams the nearby woods at night.

Now it's time for me to clean up and get dressed and gear up and go to work for 8 hours on swing shift until after midnight while the rest of you and our city is partying all Friday night long. For me it is only Thursday of a 6 day work week this week. So my own Friday will not be for another 2 more days after tonight.

Tonight as usual I will meet mean stubborn semi-truck truckers, stupid and stubborn camper-trailer campers, mean and hostile homeless males camping behind buildings, dumb stupid boozing and drag racing teens, all of whom need to leave the massive property which I guard for the movie patrons and fast food patrons and fitness store patrons there when I find them.

If the squatters and boozers don't leave when I tell them then they get an immediate date with the local police. If they want to fight me first then they better have their own baton or gun. And they better be a good shot. None of them has been so far. They all leave eventually either in police custody or not.

They are lucky that I don't believe in pepper spray. But my baton hurts just as much.

Deploying and using a modern expandable baton is like sword fighting. I am good at that. Been doing it for decades.

 

"the heat of the meat is directly proportional to the angle of the dangle."

 

Though nothing can bring back the
hour of Splendor in the grass,
of glory of the flower,
We will grieve not.
Rather find strength in what remains
behind."

 

Remember when one doctor took care of everything? Now if you only have to see two you are lucky.

 

In 1850, the average life expectancy was 40.

 

Home again home again zippideedee !! (from Blade Runner - the first one).

Too tired to cook too.

So I'll have yogurt and nuts and call it a day.

 

the medical industry is not to blame when people are unable to pursue happiness, the economy has natural corrections and one side wants those people on the bottom to have good paying jobs while the other wants generous welfare.

when they are unable to unite, bad things happen to those people in the past, present, and unfortunately future.