Study: 8.8 billion Earth-sized just-right planets...in our Galaxy

Yup,,same thing with a condom.......but we still have babies, go figure...

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Put your shirt back on, Marlon!!

 

NOW, you've destroyed all of your credibility! You really are a 13 yo boy, right?!...

 

Only in mind my friend...only in mind.

Damn....I wish I could go back to being 13 knowing what I know now!

AboveAlpha

 

Dont 'we' all....

 

Believe it or not this next short story is specific to this topic....specific to PROBABILITY.

I was a kid....16....and I have always been in shape since my Military Dad told me when I was 5 years old...."YOU ARE DONE EATING HOSTESS CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES SOLDIER!!! You are getting to be a CHUBBY LITTLE ROLL OF FAT!!! From now on we are going to get up at 0530 and we are going to run down to the end of the street and back again right after we do stretching and calisthenics!!"

Well...if anyone here has ever had a Military Officer for a Dad....YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!

My BABY FAT....lasted all of 3 weeks and by the time I was 10 I knew several forms of Martial Arts and my Dad had throwing knives as well we were a very heavily armed...legally.....family and living in rural Western Massachusetts presents great opportunity to Hunt and Target shoot.

Both of my parents are very intelligent and hold multiple degrees. My Dad is still a good looking man and my Mom...well when I was young I would get SOOO MAD when other men would whistle at her as...I am gointg to HELL for saying this....MY MOM WAS A BABE! LOL!!!

So at 16 I was already 6 foot tall and muscular and I was not skinny but well defined and worked out with my Dad...and Mom who was also into fitness as per her...JOB.

One Friday night at 16 years old...the drinking age was 18 back then and NOBODY CARDED ME EVER.....I was in a Rock Club watching a band and a really HOT young girl....about 19....came up to me and said something I did not understand at all at first.....LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT I WAS!!!

She walked up to me and said..."You know....I like your shirt and I just want to let you know my Girlfriend and I have a VAN!"

The band was playing at the time bt I heard every word...looked at her HOT girlfrind who was playing with her own hair and said........"A van. That's nice."

I WAS COMPLETELY CLUELESS!!!!!

She looked at me with a look like she didn't know if I was fooling with her and she said..."It's not THAT NICE!" "In fact it can get really sweaty in there depending on the weather!"

AGAIN.....Like a complete clueless idiot I replied..."Maybe you should get an air conditioner for it."

She turned around grabbed her girlfriends arm and they both walked out of the club.

About 5 minutes later......IT HITS ME!!!!! AGGGRRRRAHHHHH!!! NOOO!!!!

Now what is the probability of another version of me in the Multiverse getting what she was saying right off the bat?

I have few regrets but THAT IS ONE OF THEM.

I was such an IDIOT!!!

AboveAlpha

 

Must have been in the 60's, the start of the 'sexual revolution'. Boys back then fantasized but were naive about 'reality.' And girls were put on 'pedestals' and not seen as sexual aggressors...ah, yes, the death of innocence!

EDIT: Forgot, but hyper-feminism took those young girls off of 'their' pedestals after that....

 

Nope...early 80's.

I am not that old!

AboveAlpha

 

chics and their ambiguous communications style, huh. i bet you wouldn't have made that "mistake" if they had offered you a free sample.

 

HELL NO!!!!

But every time I remember or tell anyone that story I feel like kicking myself.

What a complete MORON I was for not picking that up!!!

AboveAlpha

 

only the smartest women in the room know how to "enron" their relationships; does that help?

 

Or hack the matrix and alter your location variable.

 

I've done far worse...passed up on two threeway's and foursome(ya I was the only guy),and a couple of orgies...so stooopeeed!!!! all the offers came when I was in university working part time at night delivering pizza's...I figured my priority was make all my deliveries I couldn't make customers wait, the boss would be really pissed...decades later I think why didn't I just let the pizza's go undelivered......so dumb...

now anything that young talks to me today it's to ask if I'm old enough to qualify for a seniors discount....

okay now who's gonna invent that time machine...

 

Your right....we need a Time Machine!!!

You know I really haven't thought about that night at the Rock Club for quite some time but posting about it the other day just brought a FLOOD of memories back to me and the funny part is at the time....that EXACT MOMENT when I woke up and understood I had just COMPLETELY BLOWN IT......I remember even now that momentary feeling of EXTREME LOSS.....and then a bit of DEPRESSION! LOL!!!

I mean...what Red Blooded American Boy is not going to feel a moment of loss and slight depression after basically BEING DIRECTLY ASKED...albeit in a round about way....asked by a Hot Girl and her Hot Friend.....and her question if broken down basically was.............

.............."Excuse me? My hot girlfriend and I were wondering if your Penis can fit in our VAN?" "If you wouldn't mind we find you attractive and the van is right outside. But it sometimes get's very HOT in our Van especially when we would all be inside so perhaps we should all take off our cloths? And then you could try and see if your Penis can fit in?"


And my REPLY after this question they asked of me was basically..................................

................."Duhhhh!? GEE GEORGE? WHICH WAY DID THEY GO? WHICH WAY DID THE PRETTY HOT GIRLIES GO?"

"They were trying to trick me into installing an air conditioner in their van.....BUT I WAS WAY TOO SMART FOR THOSE HOT GIRLS GEORGE!!!"

"I told them....HEY!!! GO BUY AN AIR CONDITIONER!!! You Girls think I am so STOOOOPEAD THAT I AM GONNA LET YOU GET ME ALL HOT AND SWEATY IN YOUR NO A/C VAN...WELL.....YOU GOT ANOTHER THING CUMMIN!!!"


I am SUCH an IDIOT!!!

AboveAlpha