Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

Golden oldie.
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

 

Vehicle Of The Future
{ Air-Powered }​

 

Christmas is not too far away. If you hurry I might get it by then.

 

Nice.
Shame it was just a film prop.
Would make a great motorhome.

 

~ The mighty Elon Musk is using this vehicle as prototype for a first-of-its- kind air-powered people mover of the future. The man is genius ... !

"Air is the future ..."​

 

It looks like the Nuclear bus in that film “The big bus”.

 

~ How about this .. ?

 

or this?

 

Shoot, we can transport as many in a caged pickup truck. The record I've seen on a motorcycle is 7. Once three adults and four kids, another time the driver and 6 kids in school uniforms.

 

Got to get to their jobs at the cobalt mine somehow.

 

They don't wear school uniforms in the mines. Sheech, how unsophisticated you are.

 

My dear boy, I wouldn't dream of going down the mine without my very best blazer on.

 

The way some drive and dither on their roads, I'm sure some cars just run on gravity, so they take ages to get up to reasonable poor speed.

 

Air Show Disaster at West ZWICK'S ISLAND PARK , BELLEVILLE , ONTARIO , CANADA.
AIRCRAFT HITS FOUR BUILDINGS This is tough to see. It just shows the dangers of attending these events. Amazing photo below shows great detail.
The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft.
It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings.
One can only imagine the horror of the
occupants inside those buildings.

 

What a shitty way to die.

 

Boom tish or is it tish boom? Indeed a crappy story. Scatalogical too.

 

Not just out of them but back on them as well.

 

Husband: They say having sex is like running 8 miles.
Wife: Who in the heck can run 8 miles in 30 seconds.

 

True horror would have been if they landed door side down.

 

Did a double take.

 

~ Something is missing ...

 

I thought the picture was of …something else and then I saw the ears and the snout.