Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

Technically true and 2nd best episode of Cheers.

Thanksgiving Orphans is the best episode.

 

What a horrifying person he must have been.

 

The Irishman had to put in $50 because by the time this story went out, the Euro was worth nothing and the Eurozone became yet another broke ass place that uses dollars instead.
Also, when the priest told the man to never see the woman again, he said
"Mind you're own *******n business!"
and walked out muttering to himself
"Tell me what to do eh?"
"Crazy!"
he was that mad at the notion of being forbade to do something that wasn't against the law, and went out and turned that $50 into singles at the local strip joint and had himself a good time - also, where else do you think he met his wife?

The End

 

One thing trump and I have in common, I would bang the women he's banging.

His newest piece and press secretary McEnany is doable. But I think Hope was my favorite. And it makes me smile when I realize that I can get woman as hot as the trump women, without claiming to be a billionaire. I guess there is a balance between the degree of jackass a woman will tolerate and the amount of money a man has.

770 × 529

 

Still very much alive at 93 years. Attributed to him, BUT in reality the quote is hundreds of years old, and was included in a NSC study under his direction regarding population growth in 3rd world countries.

 

It's because they're black init.

 

He’s still horrible for quoting it.

 

And this is how they don't

 

Ah, what the Hell, I also made a donut chart..

I was inspired because no one else was thinking like me and I saw at best...





So I gave 'em a sore anus to play with...

I'm kind've offended that no one took it there 'till now, tbh...

Either way, my sore anus was my reaction to their work/it's how I felt after seeing other people's donut charts.

 

Why do men want their brides to wear white?

Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!

 

It's an unverified / unsourced claim in a book.

 

Yep, you’re right. After following many rabbit holes I couldn’t find a source except for The Final Days which I haven’t read.

 

This is the actual source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Study_Memorandum_200

 

He was a cold bloke.

 

With a nose like that she can't wear conventional masks.
Poor girl.

 

I dunno about being cold, but at 93, he'll assume room temperature in the not too distant future.

 

He's just bitter that he did all the work and Nixon took all the credit and Agnew got the babes.