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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. modernpaladin

    modernpaladin Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    good lord this is terrible
    3a123a201ff73620.jpg
     
    modernpaladin, Nov 2, 2019
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    My girlfriend proposed to me yesterday, at least I think that's what she was saying to me.
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    Her exact words were "I'm going to make your life a living hell"
     
    Liberty Monkey, Nov 4, 2019
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    How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

    Four.
     
    Nonnie, Nov 4, 2019
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  4. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    If you find gold in Australia, where should you look for silver?
    Agstralia
     
    Sallyally, Nov 5, 2019
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  5. modernpaladin

    modernpaladin Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Is that a fat joke? If its not, I dont get it.
     
    modernpaladin, Nov 5, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yes, stereotype joke.
     
    Nonnie, Nov 5, 2019
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    modernpaladin Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I thought maybe it had something to do with Mt Rushmore...

    I hate when I overthink a joke...
     
    modernpaladin, Nov 5, 2019
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    and if it's just their egos?
     
    ToddWB, Nov 5, 2019
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    Life is pointless without bacon.
     
    Imnotreallyhere, Nov 5, 2019
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    Of course not! I love my wife.. she thinks that the whole package of bacon must be cooked at once!
     
    ToddWB, Nov 5, 2019
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    Number 1 :woot:
    Who better to lead the Executive branch of government?
    Those who would sell out
    Executive Branch Whores do exist.
    Stephan Papa . . . among the first.


    Trump "comprende" communication with "Rocket Man"
    as no administration before.
     
    Moi621, Nov 5, 2019
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    PLEASE


    Look up the percent of super delegates!
    GOP vs Democrat


    Why does the Democratic Party require
    so many more superdelegates

    to express the will of the "people" as
    Trump has ?

    ​

    Do tell.     ;)


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    Moi621, Nov 5, 2019
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    Haha.
     
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    Bob moved to Australia and started working as a train driver.
    So he worked as a train driver. One day, he crashed the train and all the passengers died, so he was sentenced to death. On his last meal, Bob asked the guards for a banana. However when he was put onto the electric chair, the chair didn't work, so he got released.

    So Bob was released, and continued working as a train driver. One day, again, he crashed the train and was sentenced to death. On his last meal, Bob asked the guards for a banana. However when he was put onto the electric chair, the chair didn't work, so he got released.

    So Bob was released, and he still continues working as a train driver. One day, somehow, he manages to crash the train again and was sentenced to death. On his last meal, Bob asked the guards for a banana. Upon hearing a banana, the guards started discussing.

    "Maybe because he asked for a banana, the electric chair didn't work! Think about it, everytime he asks for a banana, the chair does not work."

    Bob over heard their conversation and said, "Nah man it is not the banana, I'm just a bad conductor."
     
    Sallyally, Nov 5, 2019
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    What’s the deal with prisons and starting with the letter A...
    I mean Alcatraz, Azkaban, Australia and Auschwitz.
     
    Sallyally, Nov 6, 2019
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    Two.
     
    Nonnie, Nov 6, 2019
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    Did you know that in Australia they don’t call their parents mom and dad...
    ...they call them wow and pep.
     
    Sallyally, Nov 6, 2019
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    Did you know that "boo" means "return" in Australia?
    That's because when you throw a normal meringue, it doesn't come back.
     
    Sallyally, Nov 6, 2019
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    Gr8 :laughing:
     
    Ritter, Nov 6, 2019
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    Crappy Swedish joke time:
    Norwegian: I would like to buy invisible ink.
    Cashier: Sure, what colour?
     
    Ritter, Nov 6, 2019
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    America!
     
    Imnotreallyhere, Nov 6, 2019
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    When England settled her colonies how come America got Christian zealots and Australia got convicts?
    Australia got first pick.
     
    Sallyally, Nov 7, 2019
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    Actually, what would become the US received 50,000 convicts from Britain. France dumped theirs in Louisiana until the US purchased it. If it weren't for the American revolution Australia might never have existed as colonies. I wonder if the aborigines know that?
     
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    No kiddin'.. our pick all became demonrats.
     
    ToddWB, Nov 7, 2019
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    Haha
     
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