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Tasteless Humor

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Moi621, Jul 19, 2014.

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  1. Sallyally

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    A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely ****ed now".
     
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    1) Male
    2) Not Male
     
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    Nettie ;)
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    Nettie Stevens discovered XY chromosomes in 1905
     
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    A friend sent me a card congratulating me for doing Veganuary.
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    Thanks, tastiest thing I've eaten so far.
     
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    Yeah but chloroform is in the back on the top shelf
     
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    And how do you know where it is in a sex shop?
     
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    HOUSEWIVES: Save money on expensive technology gadgets by changing your name to Alexa and obeying random instructions from everyone in your household.
     
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    goodlordethel.jpg
     
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    Cuck Schumer told me were it was
     
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    Can't afford an electric toothbrush?
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    Simply ask someone with epilepsy to brush your teeth for you.
     
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    Just got back from my father-in-law's funeral. Amazing man, war hero, entrepreneur, and father to three beautiful, intelligent daughters.
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    And the fourth one I married.
     
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    Classy lady, right there....

    I hope she bleached it first, you know to prevent an infection
     
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    parkinsons ;)
     
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    just wanted to let ya know that those veneers make you look so different, almost didn't recognize ya
     
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    A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!
     
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    Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
     
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    Why did the Paedophile cross the road?
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    Because there was a baby nailed to the chicken's foot.
     
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    An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy. The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. My wife thinks I’m with my mistress. My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
     
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    They do say the best defence is offence
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    So we shot the other team.
     
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