A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VII

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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    I thought it was only men who bought blow up dolls?
     
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    She does NOT look happy
     
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    Non they wouldn't.
     
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    i just spit up my coffee all over the desk!!! that's freagin hilarious... stolen & shared
     
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    Beer cans not Mexicans.
     
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    Tho' I like to shoot first and drink beer later.. so I can keep getting older!
     
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    I did wonder about mixing beer and guns.

    FLOTUS does have nice clothes.
     
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    Still acting like a ****
     
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    Can I buy a vowel ?
     
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    What does it say about her with this outfit?

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    She's really hot? and that other woman is not pleased to be compared with Melania's beauty?
    Also, I think her date is fairly famous NY real estate billionaire and playboy.
     
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    Was talking to an old salt, a former navy chief back when the U.S. Navy had real sailors and were in the war fighting business not the PC social engineering business.

    He said they use the classify women after warships, battleship, heavy cruiser, light cruiser, destroyer, PT boat or dinghy.

    Melania is a heavy cruiser with 8" guns.
     
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    And if she were raped the right would be first in line to condemn her for inviting attack with that outfit

    The hypocrisy is appalling

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    Please explain for us why almost every Democrat in California voted for Jerry Brown and Kamala Harris's Prop 57 that raping an unconscious girl is no longer a violent crime in California ?

    If we conservatives had our way, rape would be punishable by hanging.

    So would raping a dog.
     
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    What a beautiful craft, such lovely lines.
     
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    Well if you were happy to have Bill Clinton and JFK how is Trump any different?
     
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    All sailors except for sailors who practice buggery refer to their ships or boats as "she."
     
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    Or the Russians who just like to be awkward.
     
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    Yes it is..

    and shouldn't you start your own pages on the other two and then keep, the comments on them, on topic?
     
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    Russians never made good sailors.

    The best sailors come from England, America, cosal areas of Germany, Scandinavians, Hawaiians and the Japanese.
     
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    Just following the lead of the OP's original post.
     
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    FYI you've been listening to liars again. Prop 57 did not classify nor reclassify ANY acts as violent nor non violent. It changed guidelines on early release of criminals. It was a 1977 law that failed to classify violating an unconscious person as a violent act. Kamala Harris was 13.
     
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    FYI you've been listening to liars again. Prop 57 did not classify nor reclassify ANY acts as violent nor non violent. It changed guidelines on early release of criminals. It was a 1977 law that failed to classify violating an unconscious person as a violent act. Kamala Harris was 13.
     
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