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  1. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    National mourning was announced. The whole country was shut down for a week. :p

    I actually hate ice hockey.
     
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    Haha
    OK last hockey related question
    Who's your daddy?
     
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    ARDY Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yeah, I know
    I have some Norge blood and heard some of those jokes
    But never understood why.... lol

    Just recently heard the following

    When the movie life of Brian was released it was very controversial
    In fact it was banned in Norway
    But the film was shown in Sweden
    When it was promoted as being
    So funny that it was banned in Norway
     
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    vman12 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Oh I thought he was a Swede. My mistake.
     
  5. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    I would never do this to my country, but only for you and only for this time; Canada! :D

    Well, Norway was under Swedish rule for many, many years so there is this rivalry between the two.

    Luls. Yeas all the Norway-jokes are just as corny as that one. :)
     
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    Cdnpoli Banned

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    Why can't Sweden and the rest of Scandinavia be our neighbour's. Instead we get the dumb USA. We Canadians feel a lot closer ideologically to Sweden than we do to the US.
    If something happened to you guys we'd be the first to write a stern, passive aggressive letter to whoever harms you. I'm afraid that's all we really can do but I just want you to know we bombed the hell out of your attacker in spirit.
     
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    You can be our neighbour any day you want. :hug:
     
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    I'm pretty sure that Israel does have nukes and has had them for a long time. Do you feel unsafe now? ;)
     
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    When Sweden finally becomes an Islamic Republic, will most none Muslim Swedes emigrate or just go ahead and convert?
     
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    I tried but there was no reply: it just sat there in the ground.

    Sweden is famous for ABBA and Volvos. Do you think that's good or bad?
     
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    Islam + rest of normal thinkers are far away from Communism and Christian majority in Sweden.

    :flagus: :thumbsdown:
     
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    Muslims are well terrorist likely. And profit Muhammad. And their God Allahu Akbar!

    :thumbsdown:
     
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    I know they do and what I meant with my post was it does not really matter what country has nukes, nukes are nukes and they are just as safe in the hands of x as they are in the hands of y. :)

    Nah, that is just pseudo-intellectual fear-mongering from dumb Nationalists.

    Best thing ever to happen humanity. :D
     
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    Nazism are bigger majority than Swedish normal thinkers the gangsta rappers in Sweden. But I never knows the biggest strenghten Nazism in Sweden. I think about 13,000 or 18,000 about Nazis how will destroy muslims. Three against one if muslims are alone in every capital over 10,000 humanity. But I will not destroy muslims some other Nationalist Spice. I am a white Christian how never believe.
     
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    Are there hot blonde twins behind every tree ?
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I could not agree more and would donate to "move Canada to Sweden".
    Maybe together you guys can find that Russian submarine lurking in Swedish waters. :nana:
     
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Yup. Swedes are unbelievebly good-looking. Rarely do you see someone unattractive on the street. :)

    I can tell you that the blonde stereotype is rather exagarrated though - most Swedes are dirty blonde/light brown. Finns and Balts are prolly blonder.
     
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    Some racist I can blame close to muslim for their stomach feeling feel like but that will never happen or blame their faith Allahu Akbar but that are stupidfy against muslims they does love white humanity. Peace country Sweden have immigration last year. Over 100,000 are record since 1992 or 1994.
     
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    But they also liked terrorists. Unlikely how white nationalists grows bigger in a immigration country since WW2 and 1960 and to 1990 and more but white Nazism will not be stronger in Sweden. Therefore here is gangs how unlikely kill white Nazism in bigger than 20,000 humanity in capital. Bad government in Sweden how never stop on gangs in Sweden how wants to kill whites with different background than immigrants. Swedish government let those happen white Nazism. :confusion:
     
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    Gangs wanted like in Russia. And they reaction against Nazism in Sweden.

    :wall:
     
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    I live within a gang town with smaller capital than 17,000 humanity.

    Fight like they are America vs Nazi Germany they promises in every Nazi hunter.

    :flagus: :thumbsdown:
     
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    But I liked capability of 13,000 Nazis in Sweden.

    13,000 Nazis at least.

    More I did not knew.

    Sweden have more hard rock fans.

    :thumbsup: :rock_slayer:
     
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    Between 50,000-140,000 Nazis in USA. :confusion:
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    How was Ramadan 2016?
    It occurred from late June to July inclusive of the Summer Solstice.
    No food or water for good Muslims during daylight hours of Ramadan.
    I guess Swedish Muslims got a whole two hours to eat and drink water their last holiday / holy day season.
    Muslims were never meant to be so far north as Canada and Sweden. :lol:

    And can we blame Sweden for Swedish Meatballs? :steamed:

    [video=youtube;DqQe3OrsMKI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqQe3OrsMKI[/video]
    What more do "we" need to know?


    Moi :oldman:

    r > g



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    :flagcanada: It's those long Winters I tell ya.
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    And what of Sweden. What % of Nazis compared to America?
    Besides, our Nazis are home grown, dumb White Supremacist just using Nazism as some use Christianity to further themselves.
     

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