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"And then I told them I was going to prosecute everyone equally regardless of race!"

"Mine's bigger."

"Alright, kids. Since I killed this snowman, I get the biggest part."

"Stop crying, Tony. Here, have a johnson."

"I'm not angry at women. I'm angry at my hair."

"Congratulatons, Mr. Jones. It's a boy."

"Yo! Yo! It's cool! You can touch it. Just put the gun away."

"Oh (*)(*)(*)(*), the dog's drunk again."

 

eHarmoney leads to more matches, more relationships and more marriages then any other website.

 

Somebody should tell her they just raised the smoking age to 101......

 

"but, but....I'm a.... !"

"Don't worry Mr. Jones... under Obamacare... you're covered!"

 

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I will never ever marry Oprah!!

 

"If you don't talk to your dogs about meth, who will?"

"Meanwhile in San Francisco"

 

"Who said they dont make Cherry bombs like they used to?!"

"Who lit Godzilla's fart?"

"More Liberal unintended consequences."

 

"Honey, we have to end this... my husband is getting suspicious"

"oh $#*!"




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Picture issue... probably not even funny enough to redo.... but....




"Honey, we have to end this... my husband is getting suspicious"

"oh $#*!"

 

"I've got jungle fever.... She's got jungle fever.... We've got jungle fever.... We're in love...."

 

"Likes quiet dinners, long walks on the beach, classical guitar. Looking for soulmate. Respond to #6969"

 

"Hey! You're not suppose to post members pics on here w/o asking them 1st...so, too late, YOU have my permission!"

 

"A little more beard growth, some camo, and a bandana, and then I can try out for a Duck Dynasty stand-in"

 

You go out with him one more time and i'm cutting you off for good.

 

Lol @ that ^

 

"Finally, I can watch porn in private without grossing out my husband"

 

"yeah, yeah.. with those beautiful udders, no one is going to believe you're a bull"

 

Before I say "I do", I wanna see exactly what you're bringing into this marriage.