Native American walks into a greasy west.spoon out. In one hand he's got a shot gun in the other he's hauling a buffalo. He looks at the counter man and says, "Need coffee." The counter man hands him the coffee he slurps it down with in one mighty gulp up tpays picksthe bill, picks up the shotgun and blows the crap out of the buffalo and leaves. The next morning he's back again again same shotgun another buffalo and again says, "Need coffee." The counter man say, " Wait a minute friend. It took half the day to clean up the mess you left yesterday. What's up?" The Native American looks at him and says, "I'm training for a government job. You know you go in drink coffee shoot the bull and leave the mess for someone else to clean up.
