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    Yes you did. Quote:
    A real "Redneck" is typically a poor and not too intelligent White who does manual labor, like on a farm. He wear overalls and a hat so his neck gets sunburned.

    I have a very dear friend who lives in Northwest Arkansas. He grew up on a farm, like his wife. One's neck does NOT "get sunburned" because he "wears overalls and a hat." That is ignorant. One gets sunburned from working twelve to fifteen hours a day in the hot sun, whether they are a farmer or a fisherman, but only until they acquire a tan.

    This "redneck" could buy and sell you many times over. Moreover he is extremely intelligent and well-traveled. Any manual labor he does today is more for exercise and to keep busy. He lives in the headquarter town for WalMart and owns many thousands of WalMart shares. What securities do you own? Just by way of conversation, I earned $50,000 on my investment in BPH after I ordered my financial advisor to get me out of a French oil company whose name presently escapes me. They were accused of investing in terrorist sponsoring nations by the Wall Street Journal, which recommended responsible people to get out. I did, and it profited me very handsomely. But of course I've done much better than that, and many times.
     
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    Sorry, post 1052 , by greataxe is the first mention and then incorrectly attributed to me in post 1062.
     
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    And why is he even mentioned if he is not an active scientist? Are we now insisting on TV personalities having PHDs in whatever they are presenting?
     
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    if you dont know why then it shouldnt concern you
     
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    I think he's like Julius sumner Miller without the doctorate or professorship.
     
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    Sorry can't post any more. Suddenly my eyes are watering.........
     
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    OMG.
     
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    That's about 70 miles from my house. I hear their burgers are good. When they first opened, they had lines around the restaurant to get in.
     
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    Chris my Sweetheart, I have a joke you will appreciate. Of course so will my bud, Guttermouth. He's smart like you.

    The dean of a university was giving a speech to several of his department faculties and suddenly an angel appeared on stage.
    "Dean, you are a brilliant and noble man. I am here to give you your wish, either infinite wealth, or infinite intellect.
    Which will you have?"

    Dean: (Thinking for a brief spell: "Infinite intelligence!")

    Angel: "Done!" (And the angel disappears.)

    Long, pregnant pause, until a professor stands up and breathlessly says, "Say something brilliant, Dean! Tell us! We can't wait!"

    Dean: "I should have taken the money."


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