Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Shangrila, May 9, 2017.
Had to resort to my child's musical knowledge to get this one.
I got stuck on George, George , George of the jungle,
Watch out for that tree.
I know this is not a picture but I swear you will not be able to stop smiling when you hear it. Most people just cannot stop themselves from laughing along
We have an escaped Emu in Alabama. Law enforcement is baffled.
They can be dangerous- they have been seen to steal a sandwich on the way to someone's mouth(mine).
I had a Rhode Island Red rooster that use to scare me. That thing drew blood. I am not going against a bird many times its size. They caught the female but the male is still on the loose. They were named Bonnie and Clyde.
Dont even go there with the bloody mountain Currawongs and Kookaburras. Had them swoop on a sausage half way to my mouth - nearly ended up with a mouth full of feathers!!!
They are fast and agressive but DUMB. Have seen them wear a track next to a fence about 5 yards long only about 7 yards from an open gate. They are worse of course if they have a brood and the male is the one who hatches and cares for the chicks
We have a bowl of bird seed on our back porch. It attracks all kinds of birds. Rebirds, mocking birds, blue jays, finches, robins, and even cowbirds. They are pretty timid but we can watch them throw the glass in the door. They can be very attractive up close.
Birds can be so cheeky.
Hahaha!!! Nice one. I was thinking of Olaf too.
And the stores always run out of milk and bread...go figure.
Hey. That girl could almost be me. I'm from Georgia. When it snowed we would get the week off from school. The snow melted by noon the first day but the school needed a week to take the chains off the school buses.
Dogs sh*t where they want and their owners follow behind them and pick it up.
Why would that knowledge anger them?
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