GOP lawmakers demand that 'alarming' memo on FISA abuses be made public

I am happy to report Devin Nune's office has just released a short teaser fragment of The Memo:


According to ██████████████████, KGB agent Hill███inton [name partially redacted to protect source] █████████████ on the dates of █████████████ to conspire with the forces of █████████████,Turkmenistan, █████stan, ████stan, and ███████stan. While undercover, this operative was able to █████████████ noting that the contents of █████████████ large tub of fish oil, used diapers, █████████████ was reported to have screamed 'liberate Tulsa' while firing an AK-47 at █████████████ Subsequent reports including ████ referenced █████████████ via █████████████ wading pool filled with beetle grubs █████████████ 'IA! Cthulu fhtagn' ████████ 'ridden backwards reverse-cowgirl style' ████████ and ████████ requiring the deployment of the Jaws of Life to remove him from the skee-ball machine.


Statements corroborated by CIA asset ████████ FSB agent ████████ and Steve Bannon

*h/t to toraq