If Moms Are 'Birthing People,' What Do We Call Dads on Father's Day?

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  1. HockeyDad

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    Kamala says "do not come" but Trump says "I'm gonna come".

     
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    19Crib Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    We should make Trump an American sperm donor and spread it around like a championship race horse!

    5,4,3,2,….:frustrated:
     
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    You want to spread trump cum everywhere?

    That is a seriously sick. What kind of parties do YOU attend?!?! Do a lot of that sort of thing do you?
     
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    Fine so long as they don't call us Johnson.
     
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    That has already happened.
     
  6. 19Crib

    19Crib Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Time for you to take Health Ed over again.
     
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    Insemination people.
     
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    19Crib Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    “The Inseminator Class”.
     
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    Your fascination with trump cum is explained in Health Ed? What kind of schools do YOU attend? And why are you posting here is you're a child?

    No one under 18 is allowed.
     
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    I do hate "woke" stuff.
    Happy Father's Day to you too, and to all the guys here who have children.
    I have two phenomenal children (young adults now, very successful) and I love my wife for how well she raised them (among many other qualities that makes me love her) - with some help from me. I do grant her most of the credit. What an outstanding mother!
    We don't need this "woke" language in our home. She's happy to be a woman. I'm happy to be a man. She's happy to be a loving wife and mother. I'm happy to be a loving husband and father.
     
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    Well said
     
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    You all are aware that the person giving birth may not have provided the egg nor received the sperm so would not qualify as a mother in the classical sense, right?
     
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    You all are aware that regardless if a person received a donor egg or donor sperm or is merely a surrogate mother (that is the classical definition, mind you) that when a pregnancy goes to term, both mother & child go through a biochemical transformation that creates a bond with the mother and child? You know, science that says that the person giving birth is the mother of the child that triggers the mothers body to start producing milk and paternal instinct. Weird how nature works!
     
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    Another ridiculous PC / Woke speech thingy: The Emmy Awards have now frowned upon the terms Actor and Actress in favor of Performer. This PC / Woke thing is out of control. Why in the hell do terms like Actor and Actress are now considered to be offensive??? I'm bracing for the day when the terms Man and Woman will be banned too, in favor of Human or something.
     
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    Does this mean there will no longer be both a best actor and a best actress award but just one best performer award?? Who or what do the woke/PC elites claim this is going to help? Will there be some AA quota system like a male best performer one year and a female best performer the next? With that system how are transgenders handled? Man, I'm getting dizzy.
     
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    Yes, it's ridiculous.
     
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    If they're not birthing people, WTF are they they birthing???
     
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    Genetically vague organisms that cannot control their body functions.
    Note to birth person: Those chosen to be circumcised at birth can not walk for two years!
     
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    ya'll are nothing but racists! How dare you call it fathers day! It's Juneteenth day!

    I'm just wondering, what other real Holiday's Democrat Politicians will take over next? Maybe Easter? How about the 4th of July? Maybe! Even Christmas!!!?
     
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    Oh you know 4th of July has got to be racist!

    I swear they can spot racism in a bowl of Cheerios.
     
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    Every white holiday is racist, just like every white person is a racist. lmao. lol.

    Even when blacks sold blacks off, and America didn't buy the majority of slaves, and Abe Lincoln(a Republican) freed the Slaves, and the founders of the Klu Klux Klan were Democrat voters.

    But some how, threw all of that, all whites are Racists, and especially Republicans. lol.

    Democrat Politicians and their voters, can spot racism in every word I'm saying right now, in any and every action.

    I'm typing on a keyboard, right now, and i'm guessing if the Democrat Politicians wanted to make it racist, it could be some how. There is nothing and no one in this World that can't be racist to the Democrat Politicians, their media, and their voters.

    All whites, owe blacks "reparations" for eternity!!! and beyond!
     
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    Do you ever consider what it would be like if you were a second class citizen in your country?

    What do you think that would look like for you? If every person on tv was a different race or religion?

    If the people that didn't look like you hated you and spit on you in public or did things to hurt you and your loved ones just because they didn't like the way you look or the god you believe in?

    If you were told that you are nothing and worthless and inferior and you were exploited for your skills and talents and then discarded?

    If doctors told you that you didn't have a health condition but you really did and they were withholding medications just to study the disease's effect on your body and mind?

    If you were permitted to join your country's military and fight for your flag but the people in your own country still hated you?

    If you were graded more harshly in school and called stupid and told you couldn't learn but other kids that looked different were given IEP (individual education plans) to help them overcome some of the challenges that you also had but were told were your fault?

    If you were a victim of a crime and the police officers turned their weapons on you despite you being compliant and cooperative?

    You are fired from your job because you told the truth about your co-worker paramedics deliberately taking longer routes to hospitals for the sole purpose of allowing minorities to die in route.

    If your elderly parents were in a hospital or rehab hospital or assisted living and they were being verbally abused and neglected when other people's loved ones were treated tended to and treated better?

    If everyone told you that your ancestors never contributed anything to society and ALL inventions and discoveries were done by all the people you see get the better treatment?

    What would it be like to have completely strangers walk up to you and spit on you?

    Have a group of residents and the doctor they are training under pile into an exam room just for the purpose of mocking you and demeaning you and they all laugh?

    What about going to the hospital after a brutal rape and a nurse asks "Why would anyone rape a n*gger?"

    What would it feel like to call the police because someone was on your private property and when the dispatcher told you that it was okay to unlock your door for the police to check, the lead officer said "Oh, it's just a n*gger. Come on guys." and left without checking the house or surroundings or even speaking to you?

    Can you imagine what it would be like to go to work and have your supervisor sexually assault you and your co-workers (that don't look like you) refuse to respond to your screams and block you from using a phone to call the police? You pull yourself together and go back to work the following day where you are fired and everyone is willing to lie about what happened the previous day?


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    I suspect none of this will hit your radar because these are the people you deem to be inferior (based on your other posts) but this exact same kind of thing is happening to Liz Cheney and Cassidy Hutchinson for no other reason than they would not lie for someone with power. So, if this can happen to two white, heterosexual women in the light of day, it shouldn't be hard to see how it happens to others in the dark of night.


    I have thousands upon thousands of similar incidents that I've witnessed and investigated and these are just some of the ones but certainly not the most horrible. I didn't reply to this point to call you out or to even get a response. I am leaving this post here because you may or may not receive the message but someone that has some of the same views you've expressed here might read it and ponder how they can become more aware of the world around them in such a way as to not hurt others solely because they have a different color skin or religion or sexuality. Nobody is asking for minorities (of any type) to be treated *better*, they are asking to not be treated worse and making fun of things that are important to others, whether you understand them or not, isn't very kind and it's certainly not like what the god you say you believe in is said to be about. Sadly, many of you that espouse some form of religious belief seems to be the complete opposite of what that is supposed to mean.
     
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    I'm a white male conservative Christian smoker, the most ostracized and discriminated against minority in the country.
     

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