Is the Creator a COMEDIAN????

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Is The Creator THE GREATEST COMEDIAN?

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  2. Yes.... definitely......

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  3. I do rather HOPE SO.....

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  4. I do HOPE NOT...and I find this idea highly OFFENSIVE!!!!!

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  1. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Is HUMOUR a big part of the MASSIVE plan that the most ancient Intelligence has for humans.... angels..... animals... fish and birds??????

    Is HUMOUR a huge part of the ultimate plan of HaShem the G-d of Abraham for all life forms in all higher invisible dimensions of space and time....... The Multiverse?

    I personally do believe so.....
    YES.....

    ..... and I will submit ten paragraphs as evidence for this theory......


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    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Some really off the scale heavy ideas are dealt with in the near death experience of Ms. Sharon Milliman......
    The Christian and Jewish scriptures.....
    as well as all other scriptures based on the Jewish scriptures...will take on a whole new level of meaning once
    the amazing question posed to Ms. Sharon Milliman are thought through!!!



    NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES of Sharon Milliman Part 1 | She Died Four Times and Saw Jesus Face to Face!!


    A Song in the Wind: A Near Death Experience Format Kindle
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    Evidence that a shockingly positive long term plan is being worked out here on the earth seems to fit with the idea that the Creator has a wonderful sense of humour......
    and is teaching us a lot by allowing us the freedom to make lots of mistakes over the time period of our relatively short lives as mere humans.

    https://near-death.com/howard-storm-nde/

    What former Atheist Howard Storm was shown during his brush with death sure reminds me of what Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel and the minor prophets saw about the long term future of the earth.

    https://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/jer/31/34/s_776034

    ... " But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel; After those days, saith the LORD, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts; and will be their God, and they shall be my people.

    And they shall teach no more every man his neighbour,and every man his brother, saying, Know the LORD: for they shall all know me, from the least of them unto the greatest of them, saith the LORD: for I will forgive their iniquity, and I will remember their sin no more." (Jeremiah 31:33, 34)

    Howard Storm was shown that we actually learn a lot from our mistakes and sins.


    A much better planet earth is coming.....
    and I am convinced that our beginning to understand the rather sophisticated humour of our Creator will assist to make that better future a reality. Humour is usually the last aspect of a second language that we finally begin to understand.
    .... "Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD:
    And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children,and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I comeand smite the earth with a curse." (Malachi 4: 5, 6 ).
     
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    And now to introduce you to the number one reason why I am convinced that the Creator is an off the scale brilliant COMEDIC GENIUS.......

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    My thesis is that our Creator has planned and designed a MULTIVERSE in which time branches and branches and branches and Eventual Universal Salvation is being worked out here below...........

    I admit that I am biased and I see the Multiverse hinted at rather strongly in Ezekiel chapter thirty seven.... Revelation chapter twenty and Romans chapters nine, ten and eleven........
     
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    The idea has certainly occurred to me. If it isn't humor (sometimes), it is difficult to find another term.
     
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    Exactly.......
    and although I admit that this idea could well be heretical I suspect rather strongly that The Ancient of Days, (who Rabbi Yeshua - Jesus stated emphatically was doing all the miracles,) and the Holy Spirit and the Word / Logos and the Elohim mentioned in Genesis chapter one verses twenty six and twenty seven, may have decided to allow significant artistic freedom to former Covering Cherub Halel who is known to Christians as Lucifer / Satan.... .because he may even be acting in the mind set of Stanley Milgram Ph. D. and.......
    he may be playing a dark, dark, extremely dark practical joke on all of the demons in hell plus the fallen Watchers and Nephilim and the predatory alien faces, (not to mention the Hungry Ghosts and all other demons of the lower vibrational levels)???????


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    All predatory Satanists who fancy themselves as metaphorical Raptors among eight billion human sheep would do well to consider this possibility??????



    Mr. Bill Gates is obviously very intelligent but........
    he might just lack real wisdom when it comes to understanding the larger picture????????
     
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    So-called 'near death experience' is just a manifestation of the brain malfunctioning when stressed/starved of oxygen/subject to electrical or chemical effects. Doesn't mean anything.
     
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    Did you meet with Stanley Milgram Lucifer Satan in person and is that what he told you to tell everybody when you astral projected somewhat like Evangelist John Ramirez used to do?

    Or was it Abner Paul Azazel Baalzebub that you met with in a higher invisible dimension of space and time after you drank some blood who told you to tell us all that you were an Atheist??????

    Or was it Delilah Jezebel Gomer Mary Magdalene LLT Lilith who you met with who told you to tell us that?????????

    Stanley Milgram Lucifer Satan and /or one of his clones told Karl Marx to claim that he was an Atheist... .but actually a powerful case can be presented that he was a Theistic Satanist who regularly astral projected!



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    But I do thank you for choosing the name "Diablo' for this forum!

    Hey.... have you ever been told anything about English being somehow the opposite of Hebrew????????????? What in the world could that possibly mean??????

     
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    I'm glad you posted all that stuff - more rubbish to ignore! But it keeps you happy, I suppose....
     
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    True..... quite happy actually.......
    I feel that I am involved in a modern Yom Kippur event in which I become something of a baby brother to Messiah the Passover Lamb......
    because back in 1990 I became really, really, really, really angry with Rabbi Yeshua - Jesus - Issa over His many called, few chosen, broad way leading to destruction plus narrow way leading to life plan......
    that was combined with a hell so bad that it would be worthwhile to take an axe to your right hand.... .(with your left hand)...... or even to gouge out your right eye if you felt that that would
    stop you from sinning..................

    Actually...... that plan fits quite nicely with the near death experience account of former Atheist Rabbi Alon Anava.....
    but back in 1990 I had had very, extremely off the scale high expectations of Rabbi Yeshua - Jesus so........
    when I began to read some of the scary near death experience accounts I went through a time of serious dillillusionment and disappointment with
    the Christian scriptures.......

    Actually..... I now feel that I can make an offer to Orthodox and Chassidic Jews that could cause a spiritual awakening in the nation of Israel as well
    as in all Jews worldwide.... it seems obvious to me that Messiah Yeshua - Jesus in his resurrected body has raised up Rabbi Alon Anava as a modern
    Messiah the Passover Lamb......
    and he is a modern fulfillment of Isaiah chapter fifty three which would allow
    nine point four million Israelis to submit their own offer..... proposed investment of time .... bet.... .wager...... bid.......
    toward THE DEBT AND GUILT OF AZAZEL........
    which could lead to the situation where a FEEBLE resident of Jerusalem, (perhaps a homeless person living in Jerusalem), might rise up rather like King David.....

    "In that day shall the LORD defend the inhabitants of Jerusalem; and he that is feeble among them at that dayshall be as David; and the house of David shall be as God, as the angel of the LORD before them."
    (Zechariah 12:8)


    https://www.alonanava.com



    Rabbi Alon Anava’s story



    I kind of figure that what I volunteered for back in 1990...was the least that I could at least attempt to do.......
    considering.......

    My Rosh ha Shanah apology to you all


     
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    Back in 1990 I began to use four letter words when I prayed......
    and I stuck my right hand up in the air and quoted Isaiah chapter forty five......

    "Thus saith the LORD to his anointed, to Cyrus, whose right hand I have holden, to subdue nations before him; and I will loose the loins of kings, to open before him the two leaved gates; and the gates shall not be shut;"

    and I offered to go back into an Alternate Universe 1891 and suggested that YHWH bump off or otherwise remove Adolf Hitler's dad, (who beat him up his son on pretty much a daily basis)....and hook me up somehow with Adolf Hitler's mom so that I could raise the little guy applying the principles mentioned in Dr. Ross Campbell's book, "How to Really Love Your Child." (Focused Attention, Eye Contact and Physical Contact)! (Actually I offered to go back into the year in which Adolf Hitler was two years old.... and it wasn't until later that I realized that that would have been 1891)!

    I postulated that in that alternative universe The Holocaust could be prevented......
    and perhaps instead an Adolf Hitler raised by another version of me might instead build a railway to Israel......
    and send the German Jewish population to Israel.......
    and then send their belongings to them as well....... so in way..... Adolf could still be involved in a conflict with Britain who decided to side with the Palestinians and attempted to prevent Jewish immigration to Israel......

    ..... so the alternative universe that I visualized would still have some conflict.....
    but it would be very, very different than the history that you and I all know about......

    I've read books about Hitler and he was obsessed with the SPEAR OF DESTINY... which......
    by 1994 I knew could fit with The Ancient Book of Adam and Eve in a special way..........

    http://www.politicalforum.com/index...f-elijah-needed.499830/page-3#post-1067329856


     
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    Could it be that when former Covering Cherub Halel who is now known to Christians as Lucifer / Satan......
    when he in Eden ate of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil....... may have decided........
    that a universe / Multiverse devoid of the free choice to choose a Left Hand Path / Evil.......
    WOULD BE BORING?????????

    This is why I have renamed him Stanley Milgram Lucifer Satan...... because at the top of the "Illuminati Pyramid"..... (if such a thing could perhaps exist)....
    are a bunch of Type A personalities who have a background in either Latter day Saint Theology and Philosophy and / or a background in Judaism and / or a background in
    Roman Catholic Theology and thought.... or a background in Anglican / Church of England Theology and Thought.........

    but for the moment.... let's concentrate on the Latter day Saints who manage to go all the way to the top of the CIA and deal with Drug Lords and high level Human Traffickers......
    in spite of their background in Theology from an L.D.S. foundation?????????



    http://www.politicalforum.com/index...-and-the-media.331262/page-12#post-1072993233
    Illuminati totally controls orgainzed religion, politics, and the media



    To my thinking this all indicates that DARK HUMOUR........ very Dark Humour.......
    is at the top of the top of the theological foundation for the most influential and wealthiest people on earth.......
    the lawyers, economists, Hollywood Stars, Movie Producers, News Anchors, C.E.O's who work directly for the
    eitght thousand five hundred wealthiest of the wealthy in all the earth.........???????????

    The implications of all this are kind of wild...... and help to explain how so many once deeply religious people
    go RATHER MORBID..... and disillusioned?????????
     

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