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Man Gets Accused Of Shoplifting, but...

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Surfer Joe, Sep 27, 2019.

  1. Surfer Joe

    Surfer Joe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Now this guy finally has something to brag about at the pub.
    I laughed, but then thought how lucky he was that it didn't happen in the US because the cops would have mistaken his bulge for a gun and shot him.

    https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/27/shoplifting-bulge-pants-england/
     
    Surfer Joe, Sep 27, 2019
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  2. jack4freedom

    jack4freedom Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Happens to me all the time too.
     
    jack4freedom, Sep 27, 2019
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  3. Andrew Jackson

    Andrew Jackson Well-Known Member

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    I know the feeling, Bro'.:salute:
     
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    Was that store manager female????
     
    61falcon, Sep 27, 2019
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    ryobi Well-Known Member

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    If only he would have explained himself in terms of physics
     
    ryobi, Sep 27, 2019
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  6. Surfer Joe

    Surfer Joe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You mean like the angle of the dangle?
    Or is that geometry?
     
    Surfer Joe, Sep 27, 2019
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    Not the worst problem to have.
     
    ModCon, Sep 27, 2019
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  8. ryobi

    ryobi Well-Known Member

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    No, that his penis is so long and his balls are so massive that time actually flows faster at the tip of his penis than it does at the base due to time dilation
     
    ryobi, Sep 27, 2019
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    ryobi Well-Known Member

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    time flows faster the further away you get from mass
     
    ryobi, Sep 27, 2019
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    Fangbeer Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ironically now he can shoplift rolls of paper towels, polish kielbasa, loaves of bread, whole pork loins, and no one can say anything.
     
    Fangbeer, Sep 27, 2019
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    Fangbeer Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'll bet he could make a killing in a snapon truck
     
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