Member's Freestyle Rap (Not Battle).

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  1. The Rhetoric of Life

    The Rhetoric of Life Well-Known Member

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    We're choking in the cities
    And the world's on fire
    . . .
    Politics is a way to complain
    To say I've lost faith
    Is to say've lost something
    That I never had
    . . .
    The hole that's taking us to the ground
    Has the revolutionaries
    Wanna come dancing now
    . . .
    As we circle to the grave
    There's no one we can save
    If this is the home of the lonely
    Then it's the home of the brave
    . . .
    Said I kicked it back to you
    Said
    Tell me what you could do?
    There was no one there to answer
    Because the answer didn't have a clue
    . . .
    Life was once there but they didn't even care
    Gentrified a diamond and turned it 'nto a turd
    . . . Scarified our Soho
    Now it's not alive! . .
     
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  2. The Rhetoric of Life

    The Rhetoric of Life Well-Known Member

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    I don't wanna be a geek, freak nor' neek nah, not me
    But when someone can't even speak
    I'm like nah not me
    Preach watch it preach watch it preach watch it preach watch it
     
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  3. Ritter

    Ritter Banned

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    What' wrong with this thread?
    I guess it's f- dead.
    What?
    Yeah, y'all heard what I just said.
     
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    Wrathful_Buddha Well-Known Member

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    Kickin s#@t down on the corner
    I eat my popcorn wit out no butta

    All da bi%&!s say dats a healthy treat
    But all my ni$@as say bi$&h you betta eat dat meat.

    If there's any record labels reading this, I can come up with enough material for a whole album. I can give Jayz a run for his money.
     
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    You eat your pop corn
    As you watch your porn
    And who are these bees complimenting your meat?
    They only exist in fantasy - You's a dead-beat!
     
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  6. The Rhetoric of Life

    The Rhetoric of Life Well-Known Member

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    The scene I'm used to
    I don't want to confuse you
    But am on a from a thing
    Yeah
    Got jumbo jets
    Up in the sky
    Every airline
    Still see my **** on TV
    Walking down the street
    On my way from A to B
    Past a camera



     
  7. tecoyah

    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Don't like no Rap
    Jus useless cr@p
    Makin' stupid beat an' thinkin that shlts sweet
    Same ol' hatin spew
    Killin' and biatches ta screw
    Aint no music to play
    Everyone plays the same beat
     
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  8. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Good one.
     
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    Yo, me is Bull straight outta pit,
    contributing to this sh*t,
    don't u know, motherfu**ers, I'm today's billy-the-kid.

    Yo, me spit on racist s*ckers, spit on Trump supporters too
    I'm at war, have no mercy, and I'm also hunting you.
     
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    Sally, Teco be sittin' in da tree
    Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-I-N-G
    Yeah, I am fo' real
    Teco is rap's equivalence of a 'Happy Meal'
    Small, unhealthy
    PG 13.
    His wallet is empty, mine one's hard to seal
    Yeah, I'm Beep-ing wealthy!

    Yo!
     
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    You's a surfer
    I'm da fu-ing ocean
    I spin da business, put it in motion
    I'm da one payin' fo' yo' food
    You be ridin' ma wave, dude
    You be ridin' ma wave!
    (Skrt, skrt)
    Get off of it!
    (boom, boom)
    You be ridin' ma wave!
    (skrt!)
    Da beaches (woo, woo) are mine
    Da beaches are mine! (oof, oof)
    Do us all a favour and just fu-ing resign!
    Outro: (Ha-ha, don't act like you no understand what I be talkin' bout)

    Mic drop
     
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  12. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Holy moly!
     
  13. The Rhetoric of Life

    The Rhetoric of Life Well-Known Member

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    Flying our own flag
    While keeping all our money

    Don't ya ever forget what Brexit's
    All about
     
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    More limerick than rap but this was my latest...

    The renegade Prince and Princess
    had to flee from the worst gutter-press
    for Harry's love mate
    attracts so much hate
    that they must forsake grandma Bess.

    To Canada, they choose to go
    despite all the ice and the snow
    'cos they are so polite,
    don't vote for the Right,
    and the postie can bring you your blow.
     
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    TheGreatSatan Well-Known Member

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    Yo yo yo...
    What is this?
    It is a rap
    About lettuce.
    It's cooler than iceberg
    Hipper than romaine
    If you don't like lettuce wrap
    You're probably insane....

    Word
     
  16. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    I think you have a future in this.
     
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    A rap about about salad?
    Don't you mean ballad?
    The real way of droppin' a beat
    Is by cokin' da meat
    Cows eat grass
    Men eat cows
    Survival of da fit
    This is how to write a hip hop hit
     
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    TheGreatSatan Well-Known Member

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    I also love my microwave
    Time is money and time it saves
    It uses funky gamma rays
    To cook my tv dinner trays
    What's it your bucket son lemme see
    That looks like leftover KFC
    Just slap that in for a minute or three
    And it will taste like it was made this week
     
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    Yo yo yo 1, 2, whad is this
    I'm gunna tell you my rappin bidness
    My money is green
    My rhymes are wack
    My career is high
    My numbers are black
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Da king man be a sayin'
    Gonna git you....aint playin'
    Got da po dogs on his side
    Takin' legal for a ride
    best be runnin'
    I aint funnin'
    Da king man goin' slayin
    Dis God he wants you prayin'

    Celebratin
    No more Nation
    Give the King Man yo donation.
     

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