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  1. modernpaladin

    modernpaladin Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well, there were some people that wouldn't do it ...they got killed by the people that would.
     
    modernpaladin, Jul 13, 2023
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    Lee S Moderator Staff Member Past Donor

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    If God gives you lemons, get a new god.
     
    Lee S, Jul 13, 2023
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    mswan Well-Known Member

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    Old farmer saying. I heard it a lot in my youth.

    "A farting horse will never tire, so a farting man is the man to hire."
     
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    mswan, Jul 14, 2023
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    FatBack Well-Known Member

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    Everyone in this life has a purpose.... Even if it's only to serve as a cautionary warning to others.
     
    FatBack, Jul 14, 2023
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  5. Lee S

    Lee S Moderator Staff Member Past Donor

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    All humans evolved from worm-like creatures. It just shows more in some people than in others.
     
    Lee S, Jul 14, 2023
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  6. Green Man

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    Capitalization of proper names make the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

    Got a mirror handy? - write this down and hold it up-

    "DO GEESE SEE GOD"

    Maybe they do, huh? :)
     
    Green Man, Jul 14, 2023
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    FatBack Well-Known Member

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    Proper punctuation can be a matter of life and death.

    " Let's eat grandma. "

    " Let's eat, grandma. "
     
    FatBack, Jul 14, 2023
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  8. Green Man

    Green Man Banned

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    IAMNOWHERE.

    Am I now here or am I nowhere?
     
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  9. Lee S

    Lee S Moderator Staff Member Past Donor

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    Lets eat, grandma! Lets eat grandma. There is a huge difference based upon punctuation, especially if you are Grandma.
     
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    ? I don't get it.

    My grandma always said "Soup's on!"
     
    Green Man, Jul 14, 2023
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    "God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat." -H.L. Mencken
     
    Hotdogr, Jul 16, 2023
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    Hotdogr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Those who beat their swords into plowshares will do the plowing for those who don't.
     
    Hotdogr, Jul 18, 2023
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    Lee S Moderator Staff Member Past Donor

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    A closed mouth gathers no foot.
     
    Lee S, Jul 19, 2023
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    If no one from the future comes back to stop you, how bad can your decision be?
     
    Nwolfe35, Jul 19, 2023
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    "Crazy are the tracks laid down for the sanity train to have a smooth ride".
    Falena
     
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    Hotdogr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
     
    Hotdogr, Jul 19, 2023
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    In chapter seven of the tutorial: "A Drinking Man's Guide for Staying off the Ropes in the Ring of Love" is the following observation:

    "I never regretted anything I didn't say."
     
    Grau, Jul 20, 2023
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    Grau Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Grau, Jul 20, 2023
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    All my life I thought air was free,,,,,, then I bought a bag of chips.
     
    Lee S, Jul 20, 2023
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    "Like a blind dog in a meat market".
    Daisydotell
     
    Falena, Jul 20, 2023
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    Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it most are the least likely to actually use it.
     
    Lee S, Jul 21, 2023
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    A fool and his money are some party!
     
    Hotdogr, Jul 21, 2023
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    Hotdogr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Politicians, like diapers, should be changed often, and for the same reason.
     
    Hotdogr, Jul 21, 2023
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    "Things are the way they are because someone wants them that way." - Unknown
     
    Seth Bullock, Jul 22, 2023
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    "Sauseech his own."
    Tony from the Italian store
     
    Falena, Jul 22, 2023
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