Russia's Advantage in Crimea, Natalia Poklonskaya

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  1. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    A New Web Page, well new to me.
    That YouTube video that launched her to fame was upload on March 11, 2014
    the same day she was appointed Prosecutor of Crimea. The story of her boss is a
    little diff than what we were led to believe.

    http://poklonskaya.info/About.aspx
    Despite of her relatively young age, she has 12 years of experience in law enforcement. She investigated a number of terrible crimes, including investigation of the organized criminal group "Shoes". This criminal group accused in the homicides committed with special cruelty. Poklonskaya personally challenged the decision of the Kiev Court which abolished imprisonment to one of the leaders of the group Reuben Aronov.


    Poklonskaya graduated from the Yevpatoria branch of the Kharkiv National University of Internal Affairs. In 2011 in Simferopol she acted as the state prosecutor in the high profile trial of a former deputy of the Supreme Council of Crimea, charged with membership of an armed gang named Bashmaki ("The Boots"). In the same year she was appointed the inter-district environmental prosecutor of Simferopol. Following that, she was transferred to the Ukrainian Prosecutor General's Office in Kiev, where she served as a senior prosecutor until she resigned on February 25, 2014 from this position.

    She quit from her job, because she ashamed to live in the country where "bandits were allowed to walk the street freely. Though her resignation was not accepted.

    She was appointed Prosecutor of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea on 11 March 2014. Poklonskaya was appointed to the position by Sergei Aksyonov after the previous prosecutor had remained loyal to the government in Kiev; the position had also been reportedly rejected by four other men before Poklonskaya accepted.

    In response, the Ukrainian government launched a criminal case against her and stripped her of the civil service rank of "counsellor of justice". She was accused as ‘illegally appointed Attorney of Crimea..’.


    And they have images we have not yet shared :p

    Here is the Home page http://poklonskaya.info/default.aspx

    Help spread the word she should not be on the sanctions list.
    Wouldn't it be great to have her appear on Colbert.
    He had Possy Riot and even by translator they had Colbert in stitches.


    Moi :oldman:



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    It's really funny to me that Obama bothered to put her onto the sanctions list.
     
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    I was getting concerned there was no "news" of Natalia Poklonskaya for a long time.
    Most articles were rehash of stuff we knew. Well finally some "news". She Lives !


    http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/crimean-superstar-prosecutor-nyash-myash-goes-pop/501813.html

    Crimean Superstar Prosecutor 'Nyash-Myash' Goes Pop​


    Natalya Poklonskaya-music-show-competition-1.jpg

    The Crimean prosecutor who became an Internet sensation in March is expanding her career into showbiz, serving as a judge for Russia's answer to the Eurovision pop contest, media reported.

    Natalia Poklonskaya will sit on the alternative jury of the Five Stars song competition, Unn.com.ua news website said late Monday, citing Crimea's Information and Mass Communications Ministry.

    Her participation is to "guarantee the impartiality" of the winner selection process, the ministry was cited as saying.



    And here I was afraid she was "shelved" for being too popular.



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    Thank you for your info.....
     
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    Besides Facebook pages maintained in out interest, there is also this page of updated "art".
    http://danlev.deviantart.com/journal/Internet-Sensation-Natalia-Poklonskaya-Fan-Art-441874048

    Here are a few pic-s

    nat_by_relina_ru-d7awkzu.jpg
    This artist has a few uploaded. Those eyes are his style.

    natalya_poklonskaya_lawfull_good_by_smolev-d7bfp0p.png.jpg Translation would be appreciated.

    natalia_by_fbende-d7b1bju.jpg Another Translation would be appreciated.


    If anyone has "news" of N.P. to share, please do.
    I can't find much.
    And remember to write your Congressman to encourage Natalia Poklonskaya be removed from the "ban" list.



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  7. Moi621

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    http://austriantimes.at/news/Panorama/2014-06-25/51324/Crimea_Prosecutor_Natalia_Poklonskaya_To_Take_On_Conchita_Wurst

    Crimea Prosecutor Natalia Poklonskaya To Take On Conchita Wurst​


    Russia has stepped up the battle against the moral corruption signified by the likes of Austrian Eurovision winner Conchita Wurst by announcing that crime busting Crimean prosecutor general Natalia Poklonskaya is to take over judging as part of the new Russian alternative to Eurovision.

    Natalia became an Internet hit after a video from a press conference from her went viral, with her good looks inspiring Japanese animi cartoons, video games and love songs.

    And now the good-looking crime buster more noted for her tough clampdown on protest movements in the Crimea is now tackling the Eurovision issue.

    Russia announced it was creating its own alternative to the Eurovision after a number of victories by singers like cross-dressing Austrian Conchita Wurst who they accused of corrupting public morality and devaluing common decency.

    But now the contest will return in October featuring both ex-Soviet states and members of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation and this time the Russian entry is being organised by Natalia, who was apparently personally selected by Vladimir Putin. It was Putin in 2009 who first proposed restarting the competition and after the victory of Conchita Wurst the relaunch has now been confirmed.

    A spokesman for the Moscow Mass Communication Ministry said: "The participation of the prosecutor general will guarantee impartiality in the selection of winners."

    She has reportedly been roped in from currently working on clamping down on Crimean Tatars that have been protesting in front of the new Russian regime installed in the peninsula.

    Natalia has already banned the marches as an illegal protest and warned: "If violations will not stop, the Council of Crimean Tatars will be abolished and its activity will be prohibited in the Russian Federation."


    So as I understand it, she is off the Tartars and on to being a concert promoter ?
    The article even has a new picture. :smile: Crimea_Prosecutor_Natalia_Poklonskaya_To_Take_On_Conchita_Wurst.jpg


    Moi :oldman: (I hear Russian ladies like older men) :heart:

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  8. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Our Lady
    View attachment 28411
    Protector of Crimea

    has gotten Natalia_Poklonskaya_May-434.jpg with the Tartars.

    http://www.kyivpost.com/content/ukraine-abroad/the-moscow-times-leader-of-crimean-tatars-labeled-extremist-banned-from-home-354860.html
    The Moscow Times: Leader of Crimean Tatars labeled 'extremist,' banned from home

    "The leader of Crimea's Tatar community was banned from returning home for a period of five years by the peninsula's prosecutor on Saturday due to "signs of extremism" allegedly present in a speech he gave a day earlier. Prosecutor Natalia Poklonskaya confirmed the news on Twitter on Sunday, saying simply "[Refat] Chubarov has been banned from entering the Russian Federation for five years." "

    "Natalia Poklonskaya lcnpNUY.jpg confirmed the news on Twitter".
    Nyasha has a Twitter account ? :smile:


    Moi :oldman:
    Remember to write your Congressman / Senator to have Nyasha's name removed from the ban list.

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  9. AlpinLuke

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    Putin should feel a bit of concern about Natalia.

    In case Russians had to chose between him and her ...
     
  10. Moi621

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    She appears here is her summer uniform in a video from July 11, 2014 with subtitles. View attachment 28490

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=117_1405083645

    I like that she brushes off, "legal rights" saying - they asked for help and we are helping.


    Moi :oldman:
    Remember to write your congressman/senator to have Nyasha removed from the ban list.

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  11. bobov

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    Good one! Part of the old Soviet propaganda was to pick a sympathetic person to be the "face" of the party line. What could be better than a pretty young woman to sell Putin's brand of bull(*)(*)(*)(*). I wonder if a US ad agency helped with the campaign. I expect Natalia will be endorsing sneakers soon.
     
  12. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Take a break. :wink:
    Here's a lovely place you should visit.

    http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=Natalia%20Poklonskaya

    Here's some light reading for the trip.
    http://hybridtechcar.com/interesting-facts-natalia-poklonskaya-10-photos/

    All Ukrainians should get to vote for a real democratically elected government in Kiev.​


    Choose
    1395760121_408514166.jpg


    Moi :oldman:

    r > g
    but more fair in the
    :heart: Natalia Poklankaya Republic. :heart:
    1477516_245629548975792_9032579066538674354_n.jpg




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    "Baka" is Japanese for "idiot" or "fool" or maybe "stupid." It's often used in a playful way, there's some word or suffix (I forget exactly what it is) that lets you specify that someone is really stupid as opposed to normal stupid and that form is considered more hostile.

    Also, didn't Ukraine put some girl in charge of their announcements? And isn't she less attractive than Natalia? They're doing it wrong...
     
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    And what if the present government wins that election? Will you accept the result? Will Russia? Has Russia advocated democracy for Ukraine, or policies that suit its interests, regardless of whether they're obtained democratically?

    Thanks for the "light reading." It did brighten my day.
     
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    I find this thread extremely amusing.
     
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    Chubarov was sent by Erdogan to start arousing the Tatars in Crimea to rebel, this is why he was banned. It seems Erdogan and his foreign minister Devotoglu make a habit of it, because the problems started in Syria in Homs which is predominantly Turkomans. The friction between the Kurds and Baghdad also started after Erdogan's visit, not to mention the Uighars in China, the Turks in Thrace in Greece, and we could go on and on. I know Iran and Armenian complained about their troublemaking to the U.N.
     
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    The present election was no election, because half the nation was not represented. The candidate who tried to represent them was threatened the way Yanukovich was when he left the country... as well as the representatives who were not willing to go along with the junta.

    Ukraine is a nation divided between the Russian leaning East, and the U.S. leaning West. Victor Yushchenko the president before Yanukovich, was Western Ukraine's favorite son, and Yanukovich was the East's favorite son, so the election was closely watched by international observers.

    When Yanukovich found that it impossible to accept the IMF terms and turned down the E.U., The people from Gallicia with the encouragement and instigation of the U.S., began to violently overthrow the government and Yanukovich was forced to leave.

    To understand the mentality of the people we support, you have to know who Bandera is, because he is their hero.

    This is from Wikipedia:

    On 22 January 2010, the outgoing President of Ukraine Viktor Yushchenko awarded Bandera the title of Hero of Ukraine (posthumously). The award was condemned by European Parliament, Russian, Polish and Jewish organizations.


    Today the American chosen government in Kiev has Bandera's pictures in almost all the government offices.


    ukraine-ss-division-march.si.jpg Ukrainian ultra-nationalists carry emblems of 14th SS-Volunteer Division "Galician" as they march in the center of the western city of Lviv on April 27, 2014 to mark the 71st anniversary of 14th (Nazi) SS-Volunteer Division "Galician" foundation.

    Here is more from Wikipedia:

    The peak of the massacres took place in July and August 1943, most of the victims were women and children. The actions of the UPA resulted in 35,000-60,000 Polish deaths in Volhynia and 25,000-40,000 in Eastern Galicia.

    The killings were directly linked with the policies of the Bandera faction of the Organization of Ukrainian Nationalists and its military arm - whose goal specified during 17–23 February 1943, to purge all non-Ukrainians from the future Ukrainian state.

    Not limiting their activities to the purging of Polish civilians, the UPA also wanted to erase all traces of sustained Polish presence in the area
    .


    The Right Sector and Swaboda Party are considered Nazis, and they are highly represented in the Kiev government, this is why the Crimea immediately declared its independence, and why the Dombas area is fighting for theirs. They saw what they are capable of doing in Odessa where over one hundred protesters were hacked and burned alive.

    [video=youtube;wnUdc2fD9pg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnUdc2fD9pg[/video]
     
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    You didn't respond to my questions. Argue as you will that it's not so, have you considered the possibility that the majority of Ukrainians may prefer the current government to the alternative? What would you say if a fair, monitored election proves that to be the case? If your answer is that no such result could possibly be legitimate, then you've been arguing in bad faith. The will of Ukraine is the will of the Ukrainian people, not your will, or Russia's.
     
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    A new YouTube with subtitles, featuring -


    Our Lady
    10014586_10200784053283070_1512398584_n.jpg
    Protector of Crimea

    [video=youtube;2QSWi7MGaPU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QSWi7MGaPU[/video]


    She looks tired. Drawn. :frown:
    I hope she gets some real relaxation sooner rather than later.



    Moi :oldman:
    Another example of Truth = Beauty

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    Why Not ?
    View attachment 28779
    The Way Russia Got Crimea. :smile:
     
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    This beautiful Kazakh volleyball payer has been poklonskayaed.

    http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/news-features/kazakhstan-teen-volleyball-player-slammed-by-critics-for-being-too-beautiful-20140729-3cqiw.html



    Kazakhstan teenage volleyball player Sabina Altynbekova is in hot water for being so attractive that she has become 'a distraction to the sport'.

    The 17-year-old became an online sensation after appearing at an Under-19 Championship Tournament in Taiwan. According to Daily Mail, "local media that would normally only write a couple of lines about the competition are devoting 10-page picture features" about Altynbekova and her looks.

    Following the match, smitten fans across Asia began posting photos, elaborate fan art Vollyball_wide-620x349.jpg volleyball.jpg and videos of Altynbekova warming up and high-fiving her teammates during the game. The latest Youtube clip of the player, posted just last week, has attracted over 550,000 views to date.
    <edit>
    But the :confusion: inappropriate (?) (?) focus on female public figures' appearance is not limited to sports alone. Earlier this year, Natalia Poklonskaya, the newly appointed prosecutor general of Russia-controlled Crimea, also had a bizarre bout of online fame after a Youtube video of her press conference went viral.

    Online commenters started creating fan art of Poklonskaya index.jpg highlighting her 'hotness', while members of online message board 4chan begun hailing her 'their new queen', despite the fact that she was a key player involved in a major international conflict at the time.

    If nothing else, perhaps the recent spate of online memes will serve to highlight just how willingly we have been fetishising a woman's appearance without any regard for what she is capable of doing.


    I'll go for that. :woot: Here here !
    Support the beauty of woman and a beautiful accomplished female.


    More of Altynbekova accomplishments here
    https://www.google.com/search?q=Sabina+Altynbekova&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=OErXU4yqHc26oQTzzYKQCQ&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=933&bih=460
    :lol:


    Moi :oldman:
    Not To Old To . . .


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    Wow, she's hot :lol:
     
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    Relevant:
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    I've read that her parents forbid her to become a model. I say, good for them. Too many beautiful women are wasted on things like that when they should be out having a family.
     
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    Too bad. She is a natural. She doesn't appear to be starving herself for her looks.
    Such a long waist, long legs, pleasant face.

    I guess the more Euro girls on her team are ethnic Russian ?
    Here is a link to one of her Facebook pages. In the photos there is also an association to Poklonskaya.

    https://www.facebook.com/AltynsabinaOfficialFanPage/photos_stream 10527289_750802104963743_8760843470830826594_n.jpg Who is the one in the middle ?
    Today Sabina's story on Yahoo news homepage.

    Moi :oldman:
    Equality for Beautiful Women too ! :rant:
    Come here beautiful lady, I understand your suffering. :lol:

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    The middle woman in the photo is Katya Lischina a student in St. Petersburg who dresses up as an anime character and is likewise discovered by Asian artists.
    [video=youtube;W9ZOsqyIaCI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ZOsqyIaCI[/video]
     
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    Lol, I see. That girl in the middle bears a strong resemblance to a character in a popular anime, Mikasa from Attack on Titan. You can really see it when she does her hair that way.
     
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    Oh if Ferguson authorities just had

    Crimea_Prosecutor_Natalia_Poklonskaya_To_Take_On_Conchita_Wurst.jpg natalia_poklonskaya__3_by_perronegro300-d7bf4t0.jpg natalia_poklonskaya__poster_by_xantera-d7dwbjv.jpg 970873_603567299730634_7448511870310512565_n.jpg

    the Tatars are quiet today !


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