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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Get groovy, fool. Life's too short...

    [video=youtube;zSAJ0l4OBHM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    :hippie:

    [video=youtube;MsW8rXPcnM0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsW8rXPcnM0[/video]
     
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    This is specifically for Smartie! Dig it Baby!
    OW!

    [video=youtube_share;Febr_t_qa9U]http://youtu.be/Febr_t_qa9U[/video]

    I feel good!
     
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    Here are two of my all time favorite pictures:

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    the-negro-community-frowns-upon-your-shenanigans1.jpg

    And here is Megilo Strasera performed by Fran Jefferies from the original 1963 movie The Pink Panther.

    [video=youtube;gjeW3zBRvBM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjeW3zBRvBM[/video]
     
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Alright people of the Strange Brew.....Sunday Mornin' Coming Down! [​IMG]

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    [video=youtube;HgpENelB9QE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgpENelB9QE[/video]
     
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  6. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I read about the tree in the road. Thank God you are alright! No kidding.


    Ok you know I love these test things. lol

    Ready?
    LMAO I love it.
     
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  7. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    My God tell us how you really feel.
    Ahahahaha

    You don't switch lyrics ever? I do.

    Last night I dreamt of some bagles ...la la la
    Young girl with eyes like potatahs...la la la.

    [video=youtube;qqIIW7nxBgc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqIIW7nxBgc[/video]

    ...and Im tellin' yah. That Al guy is NOT the guy who stole your favorite tortuous shell pick.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, y'all. Happy Sunday.

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Its a filthy habit that I enjoy on occasion. Nothing like going outside in a blizzard at 3 in the morning, lighting up a Black and Mild and breathing in the smell of hair burning when you were trying to light the damn thing. lol Now that was a special moment for sure. Im beating my head so I wouldn't do a Michael Jackson and trying not to drop the cigar and lighter in the snow.

    WOoooo yankee fun!
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Put a bottle in the toilet tank.

    Whuut? That waters clean. Aahahahaha
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Luv it, PP! What a duet, huh? Thx for that one! ;)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Mornin, darlin. Happy Sunday. :)
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    3:43!
    Perfection
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    LOL, nothing more fun than watching a big cat who wants to eat your toddler.

    Morning, falena. Hope you have a great day!

    Can-can girl, huh. At least you got to be a girl in the old west... I got cowboy!

    Think I'll mosey over to the Longbranch and get some grub.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    To be honest, Im more a woodsy person. Im most comfortable in the deep woods exploring nature.

    The beach is fine for a day if there is an outside bar, live music and you can fish.

    Some of the best bars Ive had the most fun in were dive neighborhood bars. Its either a bunch of laughs or a 'you talk to your mother and sister like that? Don't talk to me like that', dead silence show stopper, what are you gonna do now fool, moments. lol

    I emptied my friends bar in 2 seconds flat one day. lol
    I walk in with a bucket. Sat on my stool all the way at the end of the bar and ordered a drink. Everyones like whats in the bucket. I got the ear buds in. I always put the Walkman in my back pocket and run the cord under my shirt. So you cant see I have ear buds in. Im drinking and singing to the song on the radio and not the juke box and everyone wants to know whats in the bucket. So they gathered around and my friend Gloria who owned the bar said, whats in the bucket. You brought us lobster? I opened the lid. Reached in and pulled out a snake. My God you never ever seen people move so fast for the door. It was a Depends moment. Course I got a huge lecture of not funny don't ever do it again and buy a round for everyone. It was well worth it! lol
     
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    No need to be throwing out any of my secrets now, Sugah. [​IMG]

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    No kidding! Im watching the video thinking, your kid is licking glass in a zoo and that lion wanted to bite his head off and scared the (*)(*)(*)(*) out of him or her. They probably will grow up to get hives around fur. That aint right!

    I have brain damage from zoo's so believe me... I know. lol
    We went to the zoo when I was a real little kid. You put change in the gum ball type machine for animal feed. I ate the food. My brother never let me live it down. You think he stopped me? You think he said, Little Falena, that food is for the goats not people. No he said, good huh? Here's another dime. Get more.

    Ahahahah all Im saying is thank God he didn't record that on super 8 film. I could picture my brother giving the guy at the drive in a few bucks to play it at the perfect time.

    Bastid. lol
     
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Good Morning MMC.
    How's it going?

    I hope you have a great day as well.

    Can you believe July is going by so fast? Its the 20th already. Best thing about a long, cold, snowy winter is the summer flies by so we can move back into a long, cold, snowy winter. I love the cold! Did you know Can Can girls love the cold and don't drink whiskey? Me either. lol
     
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    Not mine, but yup, done sprained it again. One of these days I'll learn to slow down and smell the roses.
    Any suggestions?

    I managed to hobble around the kitchen and came up with this. Y'all enjoy

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    :smile:Good morning, MMC! Glad to see you. I'm having my coffee, and it promises to be a decent day weather-wise, so maybe I'll find some energy to get some things done today - I hope!
     
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    Mornin' Falena. [​IMG] All is well for the time being.

    Yeah our summer is going by fast too. With all the rain we have had.....hasn't been much of a summer. But its starting to come along now.

    Myself.....I hate winter. Although, it helps so I don't wax to hot. Just sayin. [​IMG]


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    Heya Lady P. [​IMG] Good to see you as well. We will be having the same, sun is out shining and the good thing is. I got all the yard-work done yesterday. Not to mention I knocked out a few reports for work. So for me.....today is going to end up being a one of those lazy Sundays.

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hey everybody. Good to see ya this morning. Just got back from Walgreens where I had a basket full of stuff and their scanner went down. How sad that stores can't even take your money if their computers are down. Humans are de-evolving back to slugs.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Well good grief. Do we need to get you training wheels, shang? :(
     
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