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    Perhaps it should also be posted in Braille…:)
     
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    So don't want to have to go back to work tomorrow. 5 days off in a row spoiled me.
     
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    They say you should think about something you are thankful for each and every day. It wasn’t hard for me to come up with something today. It’s cordless power tools!

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    Your corn is three times as high as mine. I have given up all hope on it this year
     
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    My sweet corn is only knee high. It’s a very short hybrid in stature and season. It’s already tasseling and so short it’s comical.
     
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    The worlds most perfect tool is a cordless reciprocating saw.....
     
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    Well……..ok, I can’t come up with any valid argument in opposition to that statement. They have saved my bacon A LOT of times.
     
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    Better than a hammer?
    Or a knife or an axe?
     
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    A hammer pretty much as one use.

    A recip saw can be used in place of a chain saw, pruners, a skill saw, and even an axe. I wouldn't recommend it as a hammer, lol.
     
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    Probably one of the oldest tools known to man. Stone hammers going back at least 3 million years.
    Uses include knocking in nails, shaping metals, breaking things (rocks, nuts, heads etc).

    Axes and knives go back at least as far and have many more uses.
     
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    Yes, I know they go way back. But that was before long life rechargeable lithium batteries.....
     
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    If, in 3 million years, people are still using power saws but hammers have gone out of use I will concede.
     
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    Yes! In many circumstances. They make axes and knives almost obsolete. That’s a bit tongue in cheek but a lot of seriousness as well.

    The hammer is debatable. I’ll give you that one for sure.
     
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    ...of course, you also need a sickle. ;)
     
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    The tool I use most often for the most varied tasks is common pliers. By far. I can not live without pliers.
     
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    Now I’m completely uninterested in tools. Now I’m interested in your source of the fountain of youth! :)
     
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    It's the knife for me.
    Whilst I'm sure you could peel and finely dice an onion with a power saw I imagine it would be somewhat imprecise.
     
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    You don't need the fountain of youth.
    Just a good diet, plenty of exercise and regular baths in the blood of virgins.
     
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    With 24 TPI, you could get a pretty good cut for an onion. You may have to scrape it off the far wall, but it would work.
     
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    I look forward to seeing your video.
     
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    I use a knife a lot. But if it was a choice between pliers and the knife I’m taking the pliers. I would not want to use a reciprocating saw on onions. Didn’t they experiment with reciprocating saws for cutting cakes etc. though? I remember going to eat at a friend’s house once in the 1980’s and them having a reciprocating knife (saw) to cut cake.
     
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    How does two out of three work?
     
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    It doesn't.
    You can't skip the exercise.
     
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    One of these?

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    Crapola. I have no access to virgin blood…
     
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