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Stupid Joke of the Day!

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by AboveAlpha, Aug 29, 2015.

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  1. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I think something was lost in translation in that one!
     
    cerberus, Nov 4, 2015
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  2. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    What are the 3 little words most of us know the meaning of but all J.A.P.s will most likely never hear.

    "Attention, K-Mart shoppers"
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Nov 4, 2015
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  3. miketx

    miketx Banned

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    A terrorist, a black guy, and a politician walk into a bar. Bartender says, Hello Mr. President."
     
    miketx, Nov 4, 2015
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  4. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    LOL!!!!

    But they can spell PRADA!!!

    AboveAlpha
     
    AboveAlpha, Nov 4, 2015
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  5. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I Love You In 10 Languages
    You are never too old to learn something new. Here is today's lesson.

    I LOVE YOU" IN 10 LANGUAGES

    English I Love You
    Spanish Te Amo
    French Je T'aime
    German Ich Liebe Dich
    Japanese Ai (*)(*)(*)(*)e Imasu
    Italian Ti Amo
    Chinese Wo Ai Ni
    Swedish Jag Alskar Dig
    Lithuanian As Tave Meliu

    Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, Mississippi , Kentucky, North Carolina, West Virginia, Virginia.

    Nice Tits,
    Get in the Truck.
     
    TrackerSam, Nov 18, 2015
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  6. Colonel K

    Colonel K Well-Known Member

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    Not many people know this, but one out of two and a half men is HIV positive.


    Too soon?
     
    Colonel K, Nov 18, 2015
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  7. OverDrive

    OverDrive Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Jared Fogle sentenced to 15 years, eight months in prison for having sex with minors and child porn

    In tribute to their long-time spokesman, Subway is coming out with the "Jared Jail sub," which is just bread & veggies and a fellow cell mate named Biff supplies the 'meat'...
     
    OverDrive, Nov 19, 2015
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  8. Colonel K

    Colonel K Well-Known Member

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    Interviewer: "What's your biggest flaw?"
    Applicant: "Honesty"
    I: "I don't think that's a flaw."
    A: "I don't give a F#@K what you think. :)
     
    Colonel K, Nov 26, 2015
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  9. Steve N

    Steve N Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs."

    The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."

    I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
     
    Steve N, Dec 5, 2015
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  10. uscitizen

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    OOhhhhhhh .
     
    uscitizen, Dec 20, 2015
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    A new poll found that many Americans—including 30% of Republican primary voters—say they would bomb the fictional country from Disney’s Aladdin, but the poll should be trusted about as much as the movie’s villainous vizier Jafar. The poll came from Democratic firm Public Policy Polling, which likes to troll reporters and social media with humorously worded survey questions.

    [video=youtube;pWaUT2R0e_g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWaUT2R0e_g[/video]
     
    ThirdTerm, Dec 21, 2015
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