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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. James California

    James California Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Through my professional associations, I know of three hardcore righties who are leaving my relatively liberal State and heading for red States.

    Honest to god, they are three of the biggest *holes I know. LOL! As they say, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
     
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    Sallyally, Apr 15, 2022
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    I never thought I would see the day that parents would have to protect their kids from Disney
     
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    Joe ate it too quick and nothing happened
     
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    Odd, I never thought I'd see the day kids would have to protect Disney from their parents.
     
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    Oops, two clitoris jokes in 2 pages. Let me redeem myself:

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    Similar to the G Spot,
    the clitoris is a myth!



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    Nah Moi, it’s not.
     
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    :no: ~ Sad stuff in here lately .... :frown:'
     
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    From The Lost GREAT Days of SNL.


    Moi     :oldman:




    Only YOU Can Help Stop P.C. Culture​
     
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    Heh, no kidding. That was one of the most valuable things I learned about the female anatomy as I studied human sexuality. Some women are highly receptive to G spot stimulation. And the deep G spot is real for some women as well. This explains why some women [a small percentage] can get off doing anal. Their deep G spot is close to the rectum.

    Funny, I learned more about sex on YouTube after splitting with the ex, than in 25 years of marriage.

    And the clitoris is a myth? LOL! Someone has been drinking his bathwater.
     
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    A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz, "the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home
    "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, Schwartz is dead!"
     
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    Mine used to be like that. But my sex life has been so active that I'm wearing mine down.
     
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    I called 911 the other day. "What's your emergency," they asked.

    I said, "Two teenage girls are fighting over me."

    "Okay . . .," they paused "So what's the problem?"

    "The fat one's winning."
     
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    The day is coming when you can get your sex robot pregnant.

    Even now they are so realistic that after you've had them for a year, they deny sex and claim to have a headache.

    That reminds me ladies: Sex can cure a headache.
     
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    Yes, served with yellowcake.
     
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