Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

Care for some baby cake?

 

Totally tasteless yet somehow tasty.

 

The next time someone says they love babies, be sure you know what they mean.

 

So the right wing is just now figuring out that this guy is gay?

 

Good thing the environmentalist and conservationists drove the wood and paper industry to sustainable replanting practices.

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene denied having advanced knowledge of the attack on the capitol.

However he did admit he's a man.

 

The other day a woman crashed her car into me. She immediately jumped out of her car and accused me of being at fault. She said I was smoking a joint, texting on my cellphone and drinking a beer. I told her I could do what I want in my own living room.

 

DAMNATION THAT'S GREAT.

 

~ Jen Psaki 's replacement has arrived. Her first comments :

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Guy asks for waiter's recommendation.

"You should consider The Rocky Mountains Oysters, sir. Our specialty, and very fresh today."

"Rocky Mountain what?"

"Oysters, sir."

"Oysters ... oh yeah, the things you put on a rock and you crack?"

"No, you put 'em on a crack and you rock."

 

Tourist in Mexico asks for the specialty of the house. Waiter serves him Rocky Mountain Oysters. The tourist enjoys them so much he has them two more days in a row.

On third day, he orders them again, but is disappointed.

"The oysters are delicious as usual, Manuel. But they're awfully small today."

"Well, señor, sometimes, the bull, he wins."

 

Disney doesn't get their special carve out anymore? Somewhere, a violin plays.

 

Yes. It will be funny when Floridians get their $2200 tax bill that was paid by Disney.

But that is why it will never happen. It doesn't take effect for A YEAR! LOL! They will just wait to repeal that law until after the election.

They are just playing florida republicans as suckers and positioning the trumplican as a cult leader.

 

I actually found myself laughing about the problems younger people have to deal with. "By the time things get bad enough to really worry about, I'll be dead!" I said as I laughed.

Funny but true, I found that to be humorous. I'll be dead and you won't! Ha ha ha!

In reality, I have spent most of my life working to fight climate change and protect the environment. There is actually a sense of relief that I can stop worrying about it personally. I'm not going to live forever. We tried our best but we didn't stop it in time. What will be, will be,

 

The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians. The tribe advises him he will be executed in three days. However, as he is an honorable foe, the Chief has agreed to grant the Ranger three wishes, one per day.

On the first day, the Ranger asks for his horse. Silver is brought forth and the Ranger whispers into his ear. The animal races away and disappears over the horizon. Later that night, Silver returns with a gorgeous blonde in the saddle. She dismounts and spends the night in the Ranger's tent.

On the second day, the Ranger asks for Silver once more. Once again he whispers to the animal and Silver gallops away. He returns that night carrying a spectacular brunette, even more stunning than the blonde. She slides out of the saddle and spends the night in the Ranger's tent.

On day three, the Ranger asks to speak with Silver one last time. The Ranger grabs Silver's head in both hands and shouts at the top of his lungs: "For the last time - bring POSSE!!"

 

Drunken farmer stumbles upstairs to the bedroom and his wife laying in bed notices he's carrying a sheep under his arm. The farmer screams "See this?! This is the disgusting fat pig I've been screwing!!" The wife says "That's not a pig, it's a sheep." The farmer says "You shut the @#$%% up! I was talking to the sheep!"

 

Baby Got Back!