Tasteless Humour 4

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    A nun goes into a confessional to confess her sin.

    Nun
    "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Its been a while since my last confession. This is my sin.
    Father, I confess I do not wear underwear under this habit."

    Priest
    "For your penance do 5 Our Fathers, 10 Hail Marys and 20 cartwheels to the alter."
     
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    abd the sister behind her said "Move aside sister...I've gotta gargle!"
     
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    Why do alter boys part their hair in the middle?

    "Nobody else needs to know about this my son."
     
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    An old one -

    Just cleared out the attic this morning and found an unwrapped Christmas present for the kids. They would have loved that puppy.
     
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    What do you call 41 immigrants at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start
     
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    Girls, I have the solution to stop rapes.

    Just say yes.
     
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    Screenshot (235).png

    This woman photobombed me out of the blue.
     
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    A joke so nice you have to post it twice!
     
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