The Only Thing Worse Than a Zombie is a Ninja Zombie

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    Naked Indiana Zombie Attacks 3 Cops 'Ninja Style', Escapes After Being Continuously Tasered


    [video=youtube;GlJh0K0TE4I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GlJh0K0TE4I[/video]



    A rampaging naked man used 'ninja-style' moves to repeatedly escape being pinned down by three police officers - even after they tasered him.(*)
    Incredible footage shows the man storming down busy Indianapolis streets lashing out at anyone who approaches him before the officers catch up with him.
    He throws a punch at one policeman before another officer fires the man with a taser gun. The suspect crumbles to the ground, seemingly defeated, but the fight is only just beginning.




    The man, who appears to be under the influence of drugs, is dragged up by the officers who are desperately trying to detain him.




    He immediately starts struggling with them and an officer continuously tasers him as he screams out.(*)
    Now attracting a crowd of amazed onlookers, the man once again escapes using a ninja-style kick and starts running down the road.
    The onlooker capturing it all on camera cannot believe what he is witnessing and narrates: 'This guy is like a ninja! Holy crap!
    'No way! That guy's strong, he's got to be on something.'
    The video, which was uploaded onto LiveLeak, shows the crowd quickly pursuing the naked man.(*)
    With the help of a member of the public the police are eventually able to take the man to the ground and handcuff him.(*)
    He continues to scuffle with the officers and throw his legs around as police tell the gathered crowd to back away.
    It is not yet clear whether the man was on drugs and what charges he could face.




    The incident came in the same week that a man, wearing nothing but socks, injured seven people and caused two car collisions went he ran amok in Arizona.(*)
    After crashing into a Porsche the naked man car-jacked a Toyota Prius, sped off and collided into four other vehicles.
    The Porsche driver was seriously injured while a pregnant woman in another car broke both her legs.(*)
    The suspect was taken to a nearby hospital were he was evaluated for drug use and mental issues.





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    'Zombie' attack Indianapolis video: David Martin fights off cops, stun gun shocks in 'ninja' attack

    Read more: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/local_...stun-gun-shocks-in-ninja-attack#ixzz1zZEPjMym


    A naked man went on a rampage against police officers, doing ninja-like flips and ignoring stun gun shocks -- and it was all caught on video.
    David Martin, 27, was recorded running down the middle of a street, punching people during a violent frenzy in Indianapolis on May 20, Fox 59 reports .
    According to nydailynews.com , police attempted to subdue Martin with a stun gun, tackling him to the ground.
    Despite Martin's shrieks and screaming, the shocks had no effect on his mobility, and he continued to fight the officers with kicks. He is seen doing somersaults while fighting off police.
    "This guy's like a ninja, man. Holy s--t!" the man filming the police encounter is heard saying in the video clip “That guy’s strong, he’s got to be on something,” the man adds.
    FOX 59 reports that Martin allegedly injured a female officer when he pushed her into a building. He also punched a male cop in the face multiple times, according to the report.


    Read more: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/local_...stun-gun-shocks-in-ninja-attack#ixzz1zZEhQWlA


    Man, zombies are in the news a lot lately. I wonder what this ninja zombie was on? It appears that the taser knocked him down, but they couldn't get him handcuffed.

    They simply needed more people. Zombies don't mess around.


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    RosePop Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I hope that the next new cool drug makes you think you are Predator or something.
     
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    I wonder, when they will start "flying" off of buildings......

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    Bath Salts can be ingested in multiple ways ... snorted in powder form, smoked in crack-form or ice-form and injected in all forms ...

    ... any indication how the perp did this one ?
     
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    Or better, how about a Terminator.
     
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    I hope the next cool new drug makes people **** and get a job.
     
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    DonGlock26 New Member Past Donor

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    Another hungry zombie:


    'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to arrest him on golf course

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rse-saying-wants-eat-faces.html#ixzz1zZK0NP1Y


    A 'zombie cannibal' was tasered by police after he charged at them wielding a golf club.
    Karl Laventure, 21, was believed to be high on bath salts when he tried to attack the officers in Lilburn, Georgia.
    And after they had managed to subdue him he began threatening to eat them.

    Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.
    Police said that it took several officers to subdue the man who had 'super-human strength'.
    'He came running at us out of the woodline,' officer Ross Hancock told local station WSBTV.
    At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.
    'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,' Mr Hancock said of the pepper spray.
    They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.

    Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts
    'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,' Mr Hancock told the station.
    A video clip of the June 14 arrest shows Laventure lying face down on the ground, shirtless, mumbling seemingly disconnected thoughts and threatening to eat the faces of the officers.


    'He was still talking gibberish, still cussing, still saying he wanted to eat us, eat other people,' Mr Hancock added.

    The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.

    Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground

    Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'
    'Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"' one witness told Fox News.
    Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.
    His behavior is being blamed on the use of the synthetic drug called bath salts, which was also linked to previous violent outbursts throughout the country.
    'I've never had to encounter somebody who acted like this before, so there's no telling what they may do when they are high on this drug,' Mr Hancock said.
    There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.
    Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD', was the believed drug of choice for Rudy Eugene, who he chewed off homeless man Ronald Poppo's face in Miami in May.
    While a man in Louisiana, Carl Jacquneaux, was arrested when he bit off a piece of his neighbour's cheek, which a friend blamed on bath salts.


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rse-saying-wants-eat-faces.html#ixzz1zZKDAsEp


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    No cool name, just plain old reality.

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    Of course, youre the one who knows all about drug use.....
     
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    RosePop Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I was just (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)ing the other day about people now a days saying "Ima" Are we that lazy people that we have to merge I and am? Uggh-
     
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    Well for instance, Ecstasy or MDMA is primarily a *whiteboy* drug ... who's synthetic-creation originally was to be therapeutic ... in ways like various forms of (organic) cannabis ...

    ... if one really cares about active ingredients as they alter behavior, one immerses oneself to examine chemical properties ...

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    We need a Dept. of Education to make sure that people aren't that stupid. Wait a minute...........


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    How about a ZDL: Zombie Defense League, in case the outbreak comes early. Complete with basic training courses and all.
     

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