The Trump Virus

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  1. dadoalex

    dadoalex Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    To show this is so easy...

    It’s 2017 and Donald Trump is already running for reelection. Desperately wanting reelection but knowing how deeply unpopular he was Trump hatched a plot to guarantee his win in 2020.

    During his visit to China in 2017 Trump secretly negotiates with China’s dictator Xi Jingping to deliver sufficient quantities of a deadly virus to guarantee a global pandemic. The secret deal called for China to “accidentally” release the virus in one of its major cities and see to it the virus was released in South Korea all to provide cover for Trump’s real target.

    Trump was hoping to guarantee his reelection by having the virus introduced in the major cities of the east and west coasts. His plan, to kill enough people with the virus to bring the cities of Seattle, Los Angeles, and San Francisco on the west coast as well as the major metropolitan region covering Boston to New York to Philadelphia.

    Trump thought that by bringing those cities to their knees and imposing martial law he could suppress enough votes in those major cities to allow him to win California and New York in November cruising to the landslide victory he feels he deserves.

    Unfortunately for Trump the virus was not as lethal as the Chinese promised and he forgot to account for American mobility. His virus escaped the confines he had planned and made its way across the country. In another unplanned event the governors, Republican and Democratic, took control in their states and despite Trump’s threats proceeded to shutdown and lockdown to save lives.

    Now, not only has Trump lost his virus initiative, his precious economy is in the crapper. But he has another plan…

    Race war!

    The more you know
     
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    Dayton3 Well-Known Member

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    ... the more ignorant you are...
     
  3. Spooky

    Spooky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The glaring problem with your theory is that China would rather have anyone other than Trump as president.

    Kinda need to think these all the way through.
     
  4. Bowerbird

    Bowerbird Well-Known Member

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    The onlyrpkblem with this conspiracy theory is that it relies on the fact Trump has enough brain cells to hatch it in the first place, enough tenacity and initiative to carry it out and enough people to keep their mouths shut about it

    Don’t see any of that
     
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    Ooooh! I don’t know! He is easy to bully doesn’t follow though on his threats and is possibly the worst negotiator in history
     
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    Spooky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Like the trade war?
     

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