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  1. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    I am AboveAlpha thus I need an Alpha Female.

    Or at the least a strong Beta Female who is capable of handling me.

    The problem I have run into is some of the women I have dated are so scared of what I am it sort of screws up the whole relationship and those who are not scared as my friends GOD love them were always setting me up on dates with very hot women....well some of these women saw the money and saw the penis and they were like...."I am going to do whatever it takes to get my claws in this guy!"

    And the thing is I can sense such things way before they happened so I can tell when a girl is phony.

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  2. LokiGragg

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    Relating to the other thread, it sounds like you need an Alpha female redhead. Redheads alone are rare though.
     
  3. AboveAlpha

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    Thing is I need a woman who is SANE!! LOL!!

    Redheads are NOT! LOL!!

    AA
     
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    That's so true, lol. Maybe a sane Alpha female redhead? Make it even more of a unicorn, lol.
     
  5. AboveAlpha

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    You know for me....I have only found 3 women who I found to be compatible.

    And even though I am what I am...kindness and caring goes a LONG way with me.

    For me I need someone who is just as sexually active and creative as I am but at the end of the day...or rather when the bed or table or floor stops vibrating....she is there for you.

    AA
     
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    That's what every man needs really. I really wish you the best in that area, all humor aside.
     
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    Well....I have my female neighbors who want to get married who take care of me but they are only 23 and 24 years old.

    It's not like I don't have anyone as they have taken good care of me especially when I come back for a JOB overseas.

    But they are just GIRLS.

    I really need a WOMAN.

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    Describe your work history. What have you done for a living in your last 4 jobs, how long did you stay at each, and under what circumstance did you leave employment?
     
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    And now I think of that Louis C.K. joke.
     
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    OK....first of all I help run several now large Family Owned Companies which my Dad and Mom stated from scratch.

    I have been working with my family since I was 5 years old when I used to take out the trash for 50 cents an hour.

    I also have just retired....as in just over 3 weeks ago....from running a Team of U.S. Military 20 somethings as I am...."CIVILIAN"....in the manner the quotes denote.

    If you don't understand this ask me in a PM as I would prefer not to go into here.

    AA

    - - - Updated - - -

    I forget that one?

    AA
     
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    The one when he says "At 21 you're not a woman, you're girl. You're not a woman until you have chewed up nipples, and you're not a man unless you suck on them."
     
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    LOL!!!

    I think I remember that!!

    Honestly though the girls are great.

    I saved them from a beating by some dirt bag who they involved in their love play once a month and one day I heard screaming and I ran through the woods to their home and caught this guy beating on them drunk as he came over unannounced drunk and their rules were one weekend a month when THEY called him.

    I put him out gently in a sleeper hold and met the girls Military dad's as they came rushing over and they have pretty much made me their go to guy and we have a fun and wonderful relationship.

    HOWEVER.....they are NEVER going to get married as long as I am around.

    I am slowly shutting them off but it's hard.

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    You obviously don't remember the first part of Rocky, when Stallone was living alone with a turtle.
     
  14. AboveAlpha

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    LOL!!!

    Yeah I remember.

    It's not like that for me.

    I have the girls....my neighbors....and I have no issue getting dates.

    It's the KIND of women that are an issue.

    I need a very strong and independent woman to balance out my overly Alpha nature.

    AA
     
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    Ok. If you given a choice of any woman in history to bed, who would you choose?
     
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    Let's stick with what you do feel comfortable with discussing openly for now. These family owned companies. What products or services did they provide to their customers? was the goal to build, incorporate, then sell, or was it to build, incorporate and keep?
     
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    When you stop searching for what is most valuable...It often finds YOU.

    Now...a question:

    Which animal can have babies but cannot naturally reproduce?
     
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    What languages do you speak?
     
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    Yep. Thought maybe you could hack into a satellite and look for heat signatures of a cat carcass. Haven't smelled anything so he must be on another property.


    If he did have rabies, it is probably better he went away to croak.




    He was just a feral cat I had felt sorry for when he was younger when I was standing under a tree and drops of blood rained down on me where he had been in a fight and was bleeding pretty good and was hiding in the tree. He was very skiddish and kind of mean which is why he never got shots. It wasn't until recently that he would even let me pick him up so I couldn't take him to the vet. Even then I could only pick up up for maybe 30 seconds before he would start clawing and biting. He was the only one of the 200 feral cats in my area I would let in the house, and ironically, the only one I didn't want to croak.
     
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    So sorry about your kitty. :( I had a cat that went missing for a couple of weeks one time, and he did come back. Cats can get locked up in people's garages or basements. I've had that happen to a couple of my cats too. One time, my cat was locked in my own basement, and I didn't even know it! You might want to go checking with some of your neighbors.
     
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    He wouldn't. He is very much an outside cat. Even coming into our house made him jumpy a lot of the time until he got settled down. We had as series of massive thunderstorms for several days about the time he usually came in so I figure he probably migrated elsewhere driven by the storms that stayed over our neighborhood for a long time. There are way too many community cats in my area and he doesn't really like other cats anyway so it is not unexpected that he might go away to seek a new territory. I have a creek running through my back yard and a bunch of woods so my property is a magnet for feral cats.
     
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    Well, he may come back. Here's to hoping nothing bad happened to him and he just wandered off for a while. I've found that more independent outdoor cats will do that from time to time. If not neutered, he might also be out looking for some kitty love! :smile:
     
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    I have considered that possibility. Some of the female cats have a male cat following them around on their heels over the last few weeks too, so there are many possibilities. We had a cat disappear about a year and then we found that he had taken up at the house on the backside of our property on the adjoining street. Cats are not loyal---they will go wherever is the best crib for them LOL.
     
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    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
     
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    What's wrong AboveAlpha? Feeling blue?

    Did you break up with someone recently or is this about not running recently and getting your high???
     
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