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  1. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    LOL!!!

    You know...there is always FEMDOM!! LOL!!

    AA
     
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    Smart man.
     
  3. wgabrie

    wgabrie Well-Known Member Donor

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    What's your blood type?
     
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Okay, it is time to give you some serious work to do here. No more slacking.

    What is the dumbest thing you have done when drunk?
    Any known bastard son?
    Have you ever been sexually attracted to a dude?
    What is your biggest turn off?
    Am I being too gay with these questions?
    What has disappointed you the most with this community?
    What is the most alpha thing you recall yourself doing most recently?
    Do Alphas have souls?
    Beer or whisky?
     
  5. AboveAlpha

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    Type O Negative.

    AA
     
  6. wgabrie

    wgabrie Well-Known Member Donor

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    Oh cool! I'm type O Negative too.
     
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    OK....

    What is the dumbest thing you have done when drunk?.....I called a bunch of Paddies in a Northern Ireland Pub a bunch of P@$$Y's after winning a drinking contest and then started a riot when I went outside and yelled to a bunch of Loyalists hanging around outside a Loyalist Pub across the street....."THE QUEEN IS A MAN!!"

    Any known bastard son?...No.

    Have you ever been sexually attracted to a dude?...Yes....and any guy that say's no is lying as we all enjoy a good body as women and men always praise another of the same sex upon their bodies.

    What is your biggest turn off?.....People who subvert populations by force.

    Am I being too gay with these questions?...No....Real Men are not Homophobic.

    What has disappointed you the most with this community?.....the lack of scientific and mathematical knowledge of some.

    What is the most alpha thing you recall yourself doing most recently?.....loving someone so much it hurt but still willing to let them go if they wished because what is best for her is most important.

    Do Alphas have souls?.....I don't know but I hope so.

    Beer or whisky?.....BOTH....preferably one right after the other!! LOL!!

    AA
     
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    Houston, I think we just found the problem!

    Real alpha males have Type A blood.

    You need a complete transfusion to get rid of the negative blood and replace with the blood of real men!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Too funny!

    AA
     
  10. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    On that note...........

    I believe that you will get a little laugh out of a challenge I tossed at you over a year ago.........

    I think you know the thread that I mean.....(the one that you would just rather see allowed to disappear into the archive here).....

    yup.... that one!

    Anyway........ if I personally.........

    one of the most terrible politicians that you have ever been in contact with.........

    actually wins..... . one or two or even three... of the campaigns that I am getting into at this time.........

    How many of those campaign would I have to win before you actually encourage me to resurrect that archived thread...........

    and elaborate further?


    http://www.politicalforum.com/elect...campaign-over-next-four-years-no-kidding.html
    Considering four campaigns over the next four years...... no kidding!


    ........

    ....( i betcha you are laughing now aren't you Sir?)
     
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    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Speaking of funny........

    I left Canada's Liberal Party in December of 2015.....

    and I joined Canada's Conservative Party in January of 2016........

    I didn't leave the Liberal Party because I had anything against anybody there......

    It was a true privilege to meet every member that I had contact with.......

    ... especially Ms. Langille...... who accurately psychologically profiled me as $#8T disturber.........

    in front of a whole bunch of other Liberals.... at a fairly large meeting....... Ms. Langille immediately became my
    favourite member of Canada's Liberal Party..... arguably.... .right up there with Ms. Martha Hall Findlay......

    anyway....... I have a funny series of films in my mind that will make more sense after you see........


    http://www.politicalforum.com/canad...s-office-climate-change-electoral-reform.html
    Hi from Sean Fraser's office, Climate Change and Electoral Reform.
     
  12. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You know...... one of these days I might get him into some trouble.......

    here is an analysis by AboveAlpha on climate change........

    that I stuck in front of supporters of Pope Francis..... in post #4 here.......

    (this should give him a chuckle too)?!

    http://www.politicalforum.com/humor...ut-we-assist-jews-get-rabbi-nachman-back.html

    Dear Pope Francis...... how about we assist the Jews to..... .......


     
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    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Back in 1979 and '80.. I dated somebody
    who I really could not imagine liking anybody even better than
    I liked her.........

    but frankly..... I am truly glad that she seems genuinely happy with M......

    because my third wife really really really likes me.........

    my daughter told me a year or two ago that I remind her of Jim Carrey.........
    (I assume if Jim hadn't done quite so much DMT)?????!

    My step-kids think I am one of the coolest step-dads on the planet......

    i really do love my life......

    but..... one of the things that you want at this time.....
    is the freedom to go all out to grab that one that you want right now......

    and that can be arranged............

    possible clues here.........

    http://www.politicalforum.com/elect...dannion-brinkley-serve-his-v-p-candidate.html

    if......... you ended up...... in a spot rather like I am suggesting should be created....... you would no longer be doing what bothers Sky....... so much that she just can't handle it........ it would be too dangerous for you to leave the USA....... so.....................
    ..........
    ....... you would be able to give her what she wants.... which is you NOT ..... travelling all over the world on missions.......

    Then........
     
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    Have some more highly important questions for you.

    -Did you ever smoked some of that Jamaican stuff? What happened?
    -What is your ideal plan for a night to get sick-drunk?
    -How can you prevent the soap from slipping out of control in jail shower?
    -Which PF-member has made you laugh the hardest?
    -On a scale 1-10, how much do you love your own reflection?
    -How do you (*)(*)(*)(*)ing feel about the crappy fact members cannot (*)(*)(*)(*)ing swear without being (*)(*)(*)(*)ing censored on here?
    -La wilde Beta gal appears, flirt or spurt?
    -What is more satisfying, taking a poop or having ice cream?
    -Did you ever have yous ass kick'd in school?
     
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    I'm an Ava Gardner man myself....
     
  16. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I can't remember my blood type.......

    Wgabrie.... one of the only Conservative party candidates who could likely
    defeat M.P. Sean Fraser is........ Mr. Peter Mackay.......

    so imagine a film....... where Mr. Mackay himself...... meets the actor.... who plays the role of
    AboveAlpha.......... (Mr. Chris Hemsworth) has been nominated....... by AA himself..... and the
    way that he played Dr. McSteamy in Grey's Anatomy..... .makes him perfect...........

    so imagine a film..... where Peter Mackay and Chris Hemsworth meet in Newfoundland......

    and they take a famous (or infamous)... helicopter trip.......


    http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/mackay-s-helicopter-story-doesn-t-fly-mps-say-1.1121363
    MacKay's helicopter story doesn't fly, MPs say
    Pressure builds on defence minister over 'search and rescue training' demonstration

    .........

    M..P. Peter Mackay..... was pretty awesome... .so his critics had to jump at little piddly
    crap like that to really criticize him........

    so anyway..... in this film... .that takes place in.....

    2011.... Mr. Mackay...... meet with Chris Hemsworth and.......

    they discuss some pretty heavy new evidence about non-linear time and the implications for 2016 and on...... and on ... and on.......

    .... Now... imagine...... P. M. Justin Trudeau........

    having theoretically unlimited..... Liberal Party Dollars......

    that are used to prove.......sort of.... that Israel IS NOT.... dumping products and or services on The Atlantic Gateway?!

    and imagine... P. M. Justin Trudeau..... financing giving Conservative Party Leader Peter Mackay a drive home in a helicopter many nights after work in Ottawa... .so that he can be with his wife and kids..... at least
    2-4 night per week... .for supper.....

    http://www.politicalforum.com/relig...osophical-implications-multiverse-theory.html
    The Philosophical implications of Multiverse Theory?


    .......




    and........

    http://www.politicalforum.com/canad...ar-liberal-party-volunteerism-hour-could.html
    A Liberal Party Dollar or Liberal Party Volunteerism Hour could.......

    # internationaltrade: "A Liberal Party Dollar could play a significant role in stimulating certain types of trade with many other nations.

    Take a look at CalgaryDollars.ca to get a better idea of the impact that an initiative of this nature can have in merely one Canadian city.

    One of the risks of organized barter is that you pay the same level of taxes on earning a Calgary Dollar, as if you had earned a Canadian dollar, so your percentage of dealings in organized barter over a one year period of time need to be at a low enough level where you are still able to pay all your taxes in Canadian dollars.

    One possible remedy for this is to set out to make non-profit organizations all across Canada wealthy in Liberal Party Dollars as they try their best to address various social problems.

    For example, homeless people in a major Canadian city, could be organized into a film production cooperative or two or three, where they become actors playing the role of homeless people. Liberal Party Dollars could be used to finance a substantial percentage of such film projects due to the fact that charitable organizations could use them to inspire far greater involvement by local companies and individuals than they could if this measuring tool was unavailable to them.

    A Liberal Party Dollar could be extremely useful in assisting developing nations to educate children in internet based English and French language instruction. A Liberal Dollar, could even play a significant role in combating ”Dutch Disease” to whatever degree Mr. Mulcair may be correct that it is somewhat of an issue in the Canadian economy??!!" (posted October 2012 to the official Liberal Party discussion forum).
     
  17. DennisTate

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    If you are serious....

    i know several near death experiencers who actually could probably help you with that.....

    just look up "Near Death Experiences Bring us Together" on Facebook.....

    and I will try my best to get you connected...... I am not joking......

    near death experiences tend to make people psychic afterward.........


    http://www.politicalforum.com/relig...accounts-transform-psychiatry-psychology.html

    Will near death experience accounts transform psychiatry and psychology?
    Psychology Today has devoted more attention to this possibility over the past twenty five years than you might imagine.

    Bright Lights, Big Mystery | Psychology Today
    http://www.psychologytoday.com/artic...mystery?page=4

    One NDE in six... involves a meeting with a deceased pet..... so your request can be arranged.... if you really care.......

    And we have an Orange Tom cat who was away for about one hundred days... but we found him several miles away....... after my wife put out the word through her women's network of friends.......
     
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    Sky wasn't scared of you..... she was scared that she could not handle losing you.............

    or your kids losing you..... when you would have kids.....and then you would go off on another mission.......

    so your situation is very different indeed.........

    and can be altered when theoretically unlimited financing is added to the formula.......


    http://www.politicalforum.com/canad...nce-unified-theory-modern-world-problems.html
     
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    Having to sit down and listen to a talk sounds like a dreadful movie. And I'm not sure what kind of movie it would turn into with Hollywood dramatization of the conversation... LOL!
     
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    My impression is that Sky wants you to be a dad.......
    and a grandfather........

    she almost certainly wants to give you kids......

    and she figures she can't handle your going off on more missions...... and probably getting killed.....
    and she can't imagine the kids being able to handle that either.........

    so you are in a serious situation........

    but I have a whole new role in mind for many members of your team.......

     
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    Thanks, but if he is happier somewhere else, then that is where he should be, and if he is dead....well we have had too many 90 degree days to want to deal with that.....
     
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    Sky is lost to me.

    I wish her happiness.

    AA
     
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    Did you ever smoked some of that Jamaican stuff? What happened?....yes but as I am not a smoker I am not big on it nor and I really interested in drugs.

    What is your ideal plan for a night to get sick-drunk?.....It's very difficult for me to get drunk as my body metabolism runs fast and it processes alcohol quickly....UNLESS....I start drinking water glasses full of whiskey like water!! LOL!! I don't really enjoy getting blind drunk....I would much rather have a few drinks and then have sex.

    How can you prevent the soap from slipping out of control in jail shower?.....Don't get arrested!! LOL!!

    Which PF-member has made you laugh the hardest?.....Scarlet Witch.

    On a scale 1-10, how much do you love your own reflection?......Oh a 10 definitely!! I am one sexy dude!

    How do you (*)(*)(*)(*)ing feel about the crappy fact members cannot (*)(*)(*)(*)ing swear without being (*)(*)(*)(*)ing censored on here?.........It F@#KING SUCKS!!

    La wilde Beta gal appears, flirt or spurt?......I would have to first get permission but spurt...definitely.

    What is more satisfying, taking a poop or having ice cream?......Well....at one time I would say Ice Cream but as I don't eat much sweets anymore I will have to say poop.

    Did you ever have yous ass kick'd in school?.......LOL!!! Yes!! ONCE and only ONCE!! I was in 5th grade and I was already about 5 foot 4 inches and 120 lbs and I had this music teacher a woman who absolutely F@#KING hated my guts!! Now this is really funny to me as some of you might not know I am also a world class singer and musician as this was my cover to get into East Germany in one of the very few Cultural Exchanges back during the Cold War.

    This woman music teacher told me after I confided in her how much I enjoyed the Classical Music Scored Movie Fantasia that I had absolutely no musical talent and that my parents should not bring me to watch what was in her opinion the desecration of musical art.

    I turned bright red with anger and what would be the ONLY time in my entire LIFE I had ever hit a woman I punched her right in the FACE!! LOL!!!

    She fell flat on her ass at first surprised and I smiled at her and said...."F@#K YOU!"

    She got up and charged me and got me in a headlock and as she was about 180 lbs and 5 foot 6 inches she had the weight on me so it ended up with her sitting on my chest and head butting me in the mouth!! I bled a little but if I had the chance I would have put my fist right through her face!!

    The whole thing was covered up as back in those days people did not sue like they do today.

    AA
     
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    Dennis....I lost Sky.

    Please don't keep reminding me.

    AA
     
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    Hey AA, how many people do you have on 'ignore?'
     
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