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Make up outrageous lies about other members

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Liberty Monkey, Dec 1, 2018.

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  1. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Nonnie, Mar 4, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Whoah!
     
    Sallyally, Mar 4, 2019
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    Liberty lost - that's what made him go ape!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Mr_Truth, Mar 4, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My apologies.....I had forgotten this was supposed to be lies....oops.
     
    tecoyah, Mar 5, 2019
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  5. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather be Bonzo, than Bubbles.....

    :)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 5, 2019
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  6. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Nonnie, Mar 9, 2019
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    @Blaster3 didn't see what was happening because he was untangling his cassock which got caught in the bike chain- or so he says!
     
    Sallyally, Mar 9, 2019
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  8. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Bloody knew it, grrrr
     
    Nonnie, Mar 9, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Nonnie, Mar 9, 2019
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    Blaster3, Mar 9, 2019
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    Derideo_Te, Mar 10, 2019
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  12. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Mr_Truth wears a GoPro on nights out so he can pinpoint exactly where it all went wrong.
     
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    Nonnie, Mar 10, 2019
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    Blaster 3 kept the cameras rolling and has retired on the proceeds of the video He has set up a commune and spends most of his time chatting to Deridio_Te(ex Pope Benidict) about their days in the Hitler youth. Liberty Monkey,Sallyally and Nonnie have split citing "artistic differences". Nonnie has since had a successful solo career after winning "Britain's got talent" with a bone juggling act. Cerberus wrote a letter to the Times complaining that only British Bulldogs should be allowed on the show, he was arrested by the PC police and is now in a Gulag in North Yorkshire on a forced multi-culture awareness course! Dianne never writes! Alexa sends him food parcels signed, "your dream girl of the left" He lives in hope!
     
    RiaRaeb, Mar 10, 2019
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    Will be using this idea myself. :-?
     
    BaghdadBob, Mar 10, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Sallyally cuts down on her food expenses by waking up late. That way, she misses breakfast and saves money.
     
    Nonnie, Mar 10, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Lee S leaves his wipers up to stop police officers from giving him a parking ticket.

    parking-car-with-wipers-up.jpg
     
    Nonnie, Mar 10, 2019
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    @Nonnie filed a civil rights lawsuits on the grounds that leash laws were infringing on his right to poop on the sidewalk.
     
    Derideo_Te, Mar 10, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My little dog won't pee unless on grass. She'll pee on concrete/tarmac if only really desperate to go.
     
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    Nonnie, Mar 10, 2019
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  19. BaghdadBob

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    * The best way to avoid hangovers in the morning is to sleep past noon.
     
    BaghdadBob, Mar 10, 2019
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    He'd win that suit in San Francisco.



    (And, he'd be able to afford a much nicer collar & leash. Something with rhinestones would be nice.)
     
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    Does that make Nonnie a Rhinestone Good-boy?

    ;)
     
    Derideo_Te, Mar 10, 2019
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    Off topic. I had a dog when I lived on campus that would only take dumps on frat lawns. Who's a good boy...
     
    StillBlue, Mar 10, 2019
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    @Liberty Monkey was so desperate for facial hair, she convinced her vaginoplasty doc to graft her 'would be discarded' scrots to her chin... now, when a cool breeze whips up, her nose shrivels causing her glasses to slide off...
     
    Blaster3, Mar 10, 2019
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    Nonnie's favorite p1ssing post after a particularly unsettling dosing:


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    Mr_Truth, Mar 10, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    We don't have those in the UK, avoids the firefighters from smashing our side windows when we park across them. In the Hollywood films, you've lost several thousands of those by running over them!!
     
    Nonnie, Mar 10, 2019
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