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  1. Gorgeous George

    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    I have a feeling this thread is never going to end.:coffeecup:
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 16, 2019
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    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    And it was granted!!
     
    Mr_Truth, Mar 16, 2019
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    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    Let us hope not!
     
    Mr_Truth, Mar 16, 2019
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    Wasn't that how @Blaster3 earned his name by knocking out three of them with a single fart?
     
    Derideo_Te, Mar 17, 2019
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  5. Gorgeous George

    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, That was documented in a monty python movie
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 17, 2019
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    There's a court order requiring him to carry a no smoking within 20 feet sign any time he's in public. He tries to claim it's for his health but people know, yes, they know.
     
    StillBlue, Mar 18, 2019
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    wife calls 'em 'linger bombs', cause they hang around for a while, even after i leave the room...
     
    Blaster3, Mar 18, 2019
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    Apercheraut was seen drinking Budweiser beer with Mexicans outside his local 7-11.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 20, 2019
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    Dagosa thinks he's smart. He's stupid for thinking that.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 20, 2019
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  10. ToddWB

    ToddWB Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I just realized something.. all of those who have no custom avatar, just that question mark, seem to be those things called NPC.. non-player characters. Think I will not engage them.. at all.
     
    ToddWB, Mar 20, 2019
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  11. Gorgeous George

    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    That's discriminatory.:bonk:
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 20, 2019
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    ToddWB Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yes.. I have discriminating taste. And after looking over the site.. decided there were a few ? posters I would respond

    BTW.. Finished up "the Brothers Karamazov" great book to cure insomnia!
     
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    ToddWB, Mar 20, 2019
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    The dude with the bic nearly lit up blaster's life when he was fluctuating a lingering stringer.

    However, blaster was faster than the bic. It's now an urban legend known as the Great Escape.
     
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    My, your special.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 20, 2019
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    They're probably already married.
     
    Nonnie, Mar 21, 2019
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    goofball
     
    ToddWB, Mar 21, 2019
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    WellBonded thinks he can help but he still uses a Barbie Computer.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 31, 2019
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    Gorgeous George (well known multi millionaire) got his start in life washing windscreens at stoplights.
     
    Sallyally, Mar 31, 2019
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    ToddWB is a used car dealer.
     
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    Sallyally, Mar 31, 2019
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    Now I make a fortune collecting aluminum cans, especially beer cans. I'd just like to say thank you to all of the beer heads out there for being litterbugs. And even litterbug kids who drink pop.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 31, 2019
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    I hear he runs a chop shop on the side.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 31, 2019
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    Nobody can out strut Aspen Miller.
     
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  23. ToddWB

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    Oh.. it's much, much worse....

    trash panda
     
    ToddWB, Apr 1, 2019
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    I hear the sexual harassment panda is ready to put the keebosh on him.
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 1, 2019
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    Biggest joke in the century:


    [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, Apr 1, 2019
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