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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Liberty Monkey, Dec 1, 2018.

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  1. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Natty Bumpo actually channels the ghost of Will Rogers. On some days George Carlin as well.
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Mar 10, 2019
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    BaghdadBob Well-Known Member

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    Pfft! I did that, and you didn't have to walk me.
     
    BaghdadBob, Mar 10, 2019
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  3. StillBlue

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    Only problem was the zbt house at night. They had spotlights in the yard pointed at the house and the dog liked to squat so there'd be a 30 foot shadow of him taking care of business on the side of the house.
     
    StillBlue, Mar 10, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I find the best thing for a hangover is a bottle of whisky, hic.
     
    Nonnie, Mar 10, 2019
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    BestViewedWithCable Well-Known Member

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    Democrats are good people
     
    BestViewedWithCable, Mar 11, 2019
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  6. StillBlue

    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    Nonnie speaks in theory, he's never been hungover in his life. His motto "Lips that touch whiskey shall never touch mine." That's why he has to keep his hedgehog in a cage.
     
    StillBlue, Mar 11, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Scottish Whisky tastes better than Irish Whiskey. But, I don't touch the stuff anyhow.
     
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    Nonnie, Mar 11, 2019
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    I have half a mind to report you. You're not supposed to make up lies about yourself.
     
    StillBlue, Mar 12, 2019
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  9. Derideo_Te

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    Did you lose the other half?

    Have you tried looking for it in the last place you can recall using it?

    ;)
     
    Derideo_Te, Mar 13, 2019
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    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    I'm being paid by the Trump admin to let it rest fallow for now. My country tis of thee, Sweet land of subsidy.
     
    StillBlue, Mar 13, 2019
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  11. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    I'm actually a DNC paid troll but the cheques bounced :)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 13, 2019
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  12. Derideo_Te

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    Why would the DNC pay you for what you already do for nothing? :eek:
     
    Derideo_Te, Mar 13, 2019
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  13. Liberty Monkey

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    But you're a closet Trump supporter lol so....
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 13, 2019
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  14. Derideo_Te

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    Yup, I would have no problem supporting your beloved BLOTUS being locked up with you in a closet!
     
    Derideo_Te, Mar 13, 2019
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    The biggest & most outrageous lie of all ~ right wingers turned honest and finally admitted that they have are readily defeated in forum debates on a daily basis by Derideo_Te, Sallyally, and Mr_Truth.
     
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    Mr_Truth, Mar 13, 2019
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    :applause:
     
    Derideo_Te, Mar 13, 2019
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    What do you wind up with if you take liberties with a monkey? A liberty monkey, of course.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 15, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    liberty monkey is not a smart fellow. He is, instead, a fart smeller.
    :fart:
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 15, 2019
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    Oh burn!:party:
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 15, 2019
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    In a previous life, Gorgeous was a body double for Chris Hemsworth.
    He had been a very successful jockey before that winning the US Triple Crown and the English St. Leger. His flourishing racing career came to a halt when he developed an allergy to horsehair.
     
    Sallyally, Mar 16, 2019
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    @Mr_Truth took a course on the 'paradoxical oxymorons of the twenty first century', he became infatuated with the idea, so much so, that he felt an overwhelming desire to become a living breathing example of it, therefore, he petitioned the court to have his name legally changed to mr_truth...
     
    Blaster3, Mar 16, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Steve N was hitting on Gorgeous George in another thread here because he thought he was related to Boy George.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 16, 2019
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    Blaster 3's farts can knock knobs off of doors.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 16, 2019
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    Pulueeese, I'll watch later.:bonk:
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 16, 2019
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    BuckyBadger is a beady-eyed rogue rodent with a taste for dung beetles.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 16, 2019
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