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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    The Germans have started to put their towels on hospital beds.
     
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    Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the oldest ever living man. He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin.
     
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    Man with Corona virus seeking woman with Lyme disease..
     
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    https://news.yahoo.com/police-gov-candidate-room-where-170830310.html
    Police: Gov. candidate in room where crystal meth was found​

    FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Former Florida Democratic candidate for governor Andrew Gillum is named in a police report Friday saying he was “inebriated" and initially unresponsive in a hotel room where authorities found baggies of suspected crystal methamphetamine.

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    Gillum, the former Tallahassee mayor who ran for governor in 2018, is not charged with any crime. The Miami Beach police report says Gillum was allowed to leave the hotel for home after he was checked out medically.





    Florida does have their ways.


    Moi :oldman:





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    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein
     
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    This "social distancing" thing is getting a little ridiculous. Here's a woman being robbed via the internet.

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    My solution just in case you run low on toilet paper ...

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    It Gets Better!


    https://nypost.com/2020/03/14/man-busted-with-andrew-gillum-in-hotel-room-with-meth-was-gay-escort/

    Man busted with Andrew Gillum in hotel room with meth

    was gay escort

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    Schadenfreude, :woot: Why Not?



    BTW still no charges against him! :angered:
     
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    WITH MARCH AND APRIL BASICALLY CANCELLED, THE NEXT HOLIDAY IS....


    WAIT FOR IT....



    CINCO DE MAYO SPONSORED BY CORONA
     
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    KEEP THIS IN MIND, PEOPLES!

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    Already made $2.50 today!

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    The shortage has gotten so bad here that I'm paying kids to toilet paper my house. :(
     
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    Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~Dave Barry
     
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    Pizza does not go anywhere without wheels...

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    This is so so true lol
     
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