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    f2b3d6136c8c48f761b65de38695176a.jpg
     
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    2 aliens are talking in outer space, looking down on Earth. "It seems the inhabitants of planet Earth have created nuclear technology and missiles" says one alien "are they showing signs of intelligence?" asks the other
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    "I dont think so. They seem to be aiming at themselves"
     
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    I'm a master counterfeiter and I have the certificates to prove it, so ner.
     
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    Well, to cut a long story short, The End.
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Aug 11, 2018
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    Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick.

    Boss:- How sick are you?

    Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister
     
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    What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
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    You can't gargle sand...
     
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    A doctor goes into the maternity ward to see a woman who has just given birth.

    'I have some good news..and some bad' says the Doc. 'The bad news is your son's ginger.'

    'Oh my god!' says the new mum 'I thought it was something serious! And the good news..?'

    'It's dead.'
     
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    What's got 99 balls and f*cks old ladies??

    Bingo
     
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    How many babies can you fit in a blender?

    The police report indicates three.
     
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    The bad thing
     
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    Man standing at a bar says to the barman-
    'i could have any woman i want in here'

    the barman looks confused and asks-
    'why's that- you got some good chat up lines or something?'

    'No' the man replies.
    'i'm a rapist'
     
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    Gawd!
     
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    Well, I can promise that I won't be telling you squat about Brit politricks ... oops, politics. But like most of you folks I do agree that Thatcher was a wicked bítch ... oops, witch ... who deserved the scaffold long before she finally croaked.
     
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    oops, 50% of which population ?
    :lol:
     
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    Really, where? I've never been so arrogant as to think I can comment on the internal politics of another country. I'm smarter than that. If we see genocide or attacks on other countries we might get involved. But beyond that, I've never met anyone in this country who gives a rat's ass about British politics.

    Thumper has fed the worst impulses of humanity. That's why people in other countries are putting this clown in a pedestal. It is pulling the dark underbelly of humanity from the sewer.
     
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    Peep show is excellent ;)
     
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    Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?
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    A. He didn't have any arms.
     
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    What goes 99 thump, 99 thump?
    Centipede with a wooden leg!
     
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    Q. What is better than winning a medal at the Paraplegic-olympics?
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    A. Having two legs.
     
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    Bloke walks into a bar, asks the bar man for ten shots of Jack.
    Barman asks him if he's celebrating something
    Yes says the bloke, his first blowjob
    After congratulating him, the barman points out that ten shots is a bit excessive, wouldn't he be better of starting with five?
    Bloke replies 'Yeah, but five won't wash away the taste'
     
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    What's orange and pink and found at the bottom of the swimming pool?

    Baby with burst armbands.


    What's green, blue and orange and found at the bottom of the pool?

    Same baby three weeks later
     
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    Why did the dead baby cross the road?

    Because it was stapled to the chicken
     
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    Women are like parking spaces, sometimes all the best ones are taken.
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    So when no one's looking you have to stick it in a disabled one.
     
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    What's the main the cause of paedophilia?
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    Sexy children.
     
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