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Make up outrageous lies about other members

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  1. Derideo_Te

    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    This one!

    WARNING:
     
    Derideo_Te, Apr 19, 2019
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Liberty monkey has found religion and now preaches and practices Onanism on street corners.
     
    Derideo_Te, Apr 19, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    "Bringing in the sheaves," grunt, grunt!
     
    Sallyally, Apr 19, 2019
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Cum Ba Ya, my Lord!
     
    Derideo_Te, Apr 19, 2019
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  5. Gorgeous George

    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    I don't want to know.:eek::puke:
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 19, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    I always thought they were singing, bringing in the sheets.
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 19, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Because it makes a great penis butter?
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 19, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    I thought Bringing in the sheep.
     
    Sallyally, Apr 19, 2019
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    There was a man upon the stair
    A little man who wasn't there
    He wasn't there again today
    Gee I wish he'd go away.
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Apr 19, 2019
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  10. Gorgeous George

    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Gorgeous George, Apr 20, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Baaaaa!:banana:
     
    Gorgeous George, Apr 20, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    George was so Curious he once tried to figure out the sex of his neighbors sheep by attempting impregnation.

    His Son is a Baaad kid.
     
    tecoyah, Apr 20, 2019
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    Ramming it home or just horning in?

    Useless Trivia: Condoms were originally made from lamb intestines.
     
    Derideo_Te, Apr 20, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ya'see...there was a man in a pub....in walks a friend an E says.

    "Mc Gregor, ya seem a wee bit down"
    "Aye" E says...."Ya know, I lived in this town me whole life".
    "Built the school I did. Quarried the stone, chopped the trees....built I with me own hands I did"
    " Do they call me McGregor the School builder...nah they dunt"
    " Ya see the Church there....I built that too, do they call me McGregor...the Church builder. nah....they dunt."

    " But 'ya know....ya' f@ck one sheep".
     
    tecoyah, Apr 20, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Reality swallows!
     
    Gorgeous George, May 21, 2019
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    Grandma always said, "don't forget to wear your rubbers."
     
    Gorgeous George, May 21, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Curious George chose his name after realizing his fantasy life was real and he truly was a throwback to early evolution. Study of his genome has been mostly inconclusive thus far as the DNA is unrecognizable.
     
    tecoyah, May 21, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    That's because I'm special.
    K?
    :angel:
     
    Gorgeous George, May 23, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    He is also a water boy for Joel Osteen.
     
    Gorgeous George, May 23, 2019
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    and, apparently,she's transgender too.
     
    ToddWB, May 23, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Thank you for that info. It comes in handy.
     
    Gorgeous George, May 25, 2019
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    Gatewood borrowed money from his mother and never paid her back.
     
    bricklayer, May 26, 2019
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    requirement to be a mod on PF:


    [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, May 26, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    So, I'm qualified. When do they make me a mod?:banana:
     
    Gorgeous George, May 29, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Mr Truth is touting his qualifications and begging to become a Moderator so he can brag to his Norwegian midget lover.
     
    tecoyah, May 29, 2019
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