A lighthearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol. V

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Ugh, whatta thought. I guess even $1,000 Jimmy Choo's would get smelly without stockings!

    Thanks for that sensory punch. Going to throw my breakfast away now...
     
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    sorry, I forgot how early it was!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    So, this guy meets with a bunch of black community leaders in Chicago recently and wrote an article about their views on Obama's performance and reelection chances. It's interesting enough for it's own thread, so follow the link if you wanna check it out.

    This paragraph was in his 'summary' of what he learned by sitting around in a diner chatting up Chicago insiders.

    Re: the FLOTUS

    Guess you've heard about their palace in Hawaii.. just waiting for them to move in January. Just think, Michelle can wear mumu's with boob belts for the rest of her days in paradise.

    Bless her heart... wonder if she needs help packing?

    Read more: http://hillbuzz.org/prominent-membe...ama-know-there-is-no-second-term-coming-42773
     
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    What a load of crap from a right wing blogger...full of lies as he quotes these supposedly black Chicago insiders...LMAO...

    I wish I could see your face when Obama gets elected again...whatcha' gonna' do then hater?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Move next door to you in socialist Canada?

    Just wondering... will you come back and apologize when Obama loses in Nov and they move to the mansion in Hawaii in January?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Nice outfit... I like the suit and it's wonderful to see her arms covered for a change.

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    But look at those naked legs. What is it with the FL and stockings? Was she scared by a pair of pantyhose as a child or what??? From the knees up, she looks very nice. From the knees down, she looks unkept and lazy.
     
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    LOL

    She and Mario should have traded footwear. I'm sure he would have enjoyed wearing the heels, while his would have better accented her dress/muumuu.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    There is a photoshopped pic floating around with her wearing the orange clogs, too. I don't like to use fake pics in this thread, though. Michelle's wardrobe is strange enough without adding to it.

    Speaking of fashion... here's what she wore yesterday to a Congressional Black Caucus awards dinner. Besides the fact that her speech was strange... 'voters rights are the new civil rights' -- who isn't eligible to vote in this country?? Another made-up War On.

    But the real scene stealer is this dress.

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    Pretty sure I had a pleated skirt made outta that material when I was 10. Strange dress. Too much pits.
     
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    Hahahaha. I totally agree! And WTH is that thing beneath her left pit?! Is it the zipper... or a horsefly?
     
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    OMG~~ her sweater fits her!!

    *faint*

    THUD
     
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    I think the yellow suit is hideous. The black dress would be way prettier in a bright blue or purple she looks best in. Imagine it with the left shoulder covered and it totally wins.
     
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    yeah, you've got a point. I think I just like the yellow because she's nearly covered up. I swear, I'm sick of seeing this woman's bare skin and the black pleated dress doesn't help. My home computer shows the fabric a little better... not sure if everybody can see it or not.. but it looks like crepe. Definitely an ole-lady fabric, esp with those awful pleats. Purple would be an improvement, but a lighter fabric and NO PLEATS would be even better. IOW, she shoulda ditched that dress and started all over.

    u-g-l-y
     
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    Isn't there too much material on the 'toga' side of that dress? It looks funny to me... usually there's just a thin strip of fabric... this dress looks like it's got a whole top on that side. Weird.
     
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    Here's what the adoring Mrs-O has to say about the dress. As she points out, it's recycled.

    Congressional Black Caucus Gala
    Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 10:27 AM

    The first lady attended the Congressional Black Caucus Gala in Washington, D.C. last evening, speaking with a strong message on voter rights:

    "We cannot let anyone discourage us from casting our ballots. We cannot let anyone make us feel unwelcome in the voting booth. It is up to us to make sure that in every election, every voice is heard and every vote is counted."

    For the occasion, Mrs. O wore a Michael Kors black georgette pleated one shoulder gown paired with a sparkly rhinestone belt at the waist. Of note, Mrs. O wore the same gown for the Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony in June, here. This is the first time in memory that Mrs. O has repeated a formal ensemble.

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    One more from Mrs.-O

    Going Green
    Thursday, September 20, 2012 at 7:41 AM

    The first lady was in North Carolina yesterday making campaign stops at East Carolina University and North Carolina Central University. On the tarmac in Raleigh-Durham, Mrs. O greeted children from Y.E. Smith elementary Museum School.

    For the appearances, Mrs. O wore a vibrant green and black dress, previously seen in Hawaii this January, seen here. More to follow!

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    Who wears stripes around their hips? Strange dress... I could see her wearing it once... but twice?

    OK, her arms are covered in the second pic, so it's not all bad. Just not what anyone would call a 'pretty dress.' :roll:
     
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    Her arms ARE covered with another tiny sweater. And, WTH does that mean "can't let anyone make us feel unwelcome in the voting booth"??? As if. Talk about being racist.
     
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    That's what I thought, too. Instead of the Dems War on Voting Rights they oughta call it Michelle's War on People Who Won't Be Voting for Her Husband.

    Come on now... that's what it's really about isn't it?
     
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    LOL...I believe so.
     
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    From the taping of The View yesterday, Monday Sept. 24th.

    ...the President looks a little wormy to me. I wonder if he is sick and it's being kept quiet?

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    "Oh Barrack, can you believe how much everyone loves us?!" ~ MO
     
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    Just gotta love MO's facial expression in this one.


    ...I'll leave it to the experts to critique the outfit. :p
     
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    LOL...I was thinking the same thing...like she missed the neck hole and stuck her head thru the opposite armhole...
     
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    Thx for the pics, Ange. He does look awfully thin and frail, doesn't he? No wonder radicals are burning American flags.. they think we've got Barney Fife for a POTUS.

    The dress looks like something her 13 yr old daughter would look good in and are those red shoes? Again... we've got too much skin showing. I swear, Michelle would be make a great nudist... she must really hate wearing clothes. Doesn't she know there are meds for hot flashes these days? Geesh, cover it up, MO, we're tired of seeing your naked limbs.
     
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    He really is much more frail than I thought, my goodness. Little slumped shoulders, and painfully thin.


    As for MO, well, as long as she is on stage with Woopie G... she looks like an angel. :thumbsdown:
     
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    Check out those shoes on Whoopie... finally, someone with worse taste in footwear than Michelle.
     
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    I noticed that! LOL


    Woopie = *gag* to me.
     
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