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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Ritter, Jul 30, 2018.

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  1. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Okay, let's do this useless and silly thing that you see on every and each discussion board out there - the Ask Me Anything one. I place it in 'Humour and Satire' because it is dumb.

    Hit me. I know everything.
     
    Ritter, Jul 30, 2018
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  2. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    The meaning of life?
     
    Sallyally, Jul 31, 2018
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    . . . and the universe - although I think we have to say the 'multiverse' these days? :roll:
     
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    Where are my keys?
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jul 31, 2018
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    Whats the best way to fight a great white if your treading water in your birthday suit?
     
    AlphaOmega, Jul 31, 2018
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  6. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Life has no external, fixed meaning out there to be found. It is mostly unhappy people who ask this question and doing so, they becone even unhappier because they cannot find it because it does not exist.

    Life is meaningless.
     
    Ritter, Jul 31, 2018
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    No matter what you call it, it will remain the same.

    Somewhere you haven't checked.

    Close your eyes as you wish for death.
     
    Ritter, Jul 31, 2018
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Sorry Ritter, it wasn't a question - it was a smart-ass follow-on to Sallyally's post 2. Off topic, and I apologise again.
     
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    This is actually the wrong answer, the correct one is the first place you looked and checked 3 times already ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jul 31, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Who starred in Blake Edwards Skin Deep?
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jul 31, 2018
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    that sounds like the best way to die not fight.
     
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    No, it's 42.
     
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    You're right it's definitely 42! We both know Douglas got it right ;)



    42 has always had meaning to me ;)
     
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    If you try filling your life with "42" as you look for its "meaning", you will end up extremely sad. "42" does not exist and is basically the same as an unicorn.

    It is then not my answers that suck, but rather is it your eyesight that does. ;)
     
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    Is that a porno of some sort?
     
    Ritter, Jul 31, 2018
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    john ritter.jpg
    All I can say is you guys are Heathens lol.
     
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Lol. Had no idea who that was, but apparently he is a Ritter too. Awesome. Anyways, my nick on here actually comes from a piece of chocolate I was enjoying upon registration.
    [​IMG]
     
    Ritter, Jul 31, 2018
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    why do washing machines eat socks...??
     
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    Also BLAKE EDWARDS!!!!

    Might have made one thing you might have heard of once lol (He made the film with Peter Sellers)

     
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    I have been asking myself the same question for ages.:confusion:
     
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    Where is my mobile phone?
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 14, 2018
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    If Mike Brady was such a good architect, how come there was only one bathroom for 6 kids?

    Ginger or Mary Anne?
     
    jmblt2000, Aug 15, 2018
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    How many teeth do you have??
     
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    All in place except one wisdom tooth that was growing awkwardly and had to be, literally, cut out. The other wisdom teeth haven't - and will not - fully grown out. But, all in all, my mouth is complete. :)
     
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    He followed the footsteps of Peter Keating rather than those of Howard Roark.

    The cute one.

    You should get a stationary phone if you can't keep hold of your cellie.
     
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