Michelle Obama: Food Bully

don't worry about the revenue lost though....no doubt the libs already have lots of PSAs about condoms, underage sex, premarital sex, how great abortions are, gay rights etc to fill all that air time..

you know the 'state approved' subjects for kids...

 

Yep, we'll prob have to bail out Disney next. Too big to fail, ya know?

 

That is just evil when my child goes to Disney world and can't find a funnel cake anywhere because other people feed their children funnel cakes for breakfast every morning so they get fat and sick I'm going to file a lawsuit on the grounds of discrimination of responsible parents.

 

"Too Big to Fail" was a Republican mantra in 2008. Former President Bush created that mantra with the banks and financial institutions and TARP was a Republican response. Even the bailouts of GM and Chrysler used TARP funds that had been repaid by previously bailed out banks and financial institutions.

 

Are you advocating for me to be chained by the neck? That's not very nice.

Amazing what 'sour grapes' against a first lady can make people utter here...

 

Good news!!! Sour grapes are on the FLOTUS' approved food list!

 

Would be easier if you just held up a card saying you don't like anything Michelle does.

You're very predictable.


Go the veggies!!

 

Michelle Obama’s Top Ten New Food Laws
June 13, 2012

White House sources tell me Michelle flew into a jealous rage when informed of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s decision to limit soda sizes. She immediately gathered her staff in the East Wing and began creating a new set of proposals to reduce caloric consumption nationwide.

White House Dossier has obtained a copy of the proposals. We provide for your perusal here the ten most effective and innovative ideas on the first lady’s list.

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1. Half & Half to be changed to Three Quarters & One Quarter.

2. McDonald’s employees required to apply electric shock to customers every time they say “Supersize it.”

3. All Marijuana imported into the United States must be specially formulated so as not to induce “the munchies.”

4. Donuts now required to have two holes.

5. Parents permitted to feed children vegetables via suppository.

6. Girl Scouts required to warn customers about the potential health risks of Girl Scout Cookies.

7. New “extra small” sodas in movie theaters served on a washcloth and must be sucked off.

8. Frozen yogurt must actually be frozen yogurt.

9. Hostess Cupcakes to be filled with mashed potatoes.

10. Federal law now prohibits unscrewing Oreos, eating the creme filling, and throwing out the cookies. Note: Mandatory jail time for performing this act using Double Stuff Oreos.

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Heard of any of your own?

 

Kind of crazy!!!!!

 

The left never fails to gloom onto something they can use to further their own evil ends. I vaguely remember GWB saying this. But I wonder if he meant it like the left used it.

 

And just be careful what you feed him/her.

 

Well Ubama already has all the dumb voters on his side.

 

Well if your not eating your vegtables like MO says the chain won't fit around you gutt.