New Zealand renewed

I am glad to see they did not try to come by boat. 70 dead marines is not a good look.

 

Why come by boat when we have a USAF base in New Zealand that they can land at.

 

It's good to see American tacticians being so tactical.

 

We are, after all, the masters of tactics. Don't worry. We'll teach your lads a thing or two about proper soldiering.

 

In between impregnating our sheep, I suppose.

 

No problem. Our troops will give your lads plenty of time off for that.

 

We will have a whole generation of Drysdales that baa with a Southern drawl.

 

They must be from Dunedin.

 

The first thing our Marines will teach your lads is to not sing and dance your way into battle.

 

The first thing our Marines will teach your lads is to not sing and dance your way into battle.

 

We need to get those guys out of there and burn that Air Base to the ground before those guys are killed by NZ's most abundant resource, drunk drivers.

 

No wonder no one would ever attack New Zealand. Their soldiers are psychotics. I can't believe that we're letting 70 of our Marines even go near those lunatics. Have a look.

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And meth addicts. New Zealand, Australia and Thailand are tied for the honor of most methamphetamine addicts in the world.

 

Only because you can't get your heroin and cocaine past our border security.

 

Perhaps that's because we don't manufacture heroin or cocaine in the US. Although if we did we could easily fly it into our USAF base at Harewood because we're not subject to your inspection or laws.

Enjoy your methamphetamine hopped up singing and dancing soldiers.

 

It is a pity that the citizens of an almost failed state feel qualified to denigrate the achievements of one of the best militaries in the world.

At least that's what the German general, Rommel, thought. And we were fighting against him!

 

Best militaries? Perhaps by your own inflated opinion. In reality New Zealand's defense forces are a joke.

Did you beat Rommel? No. An American named Patton did.

You lads need to stick with singing and dancing. Leave the real fighting to real soldiers.

 

In North Africa, Patton got his arse handed to him on a plate.

It was the British 8th Army, including NZ brigades, that did the job on Rommel.

 

They helped Patton. And we do appreciate their assistance. It helped us to go on and win the war despite the ego fueled incompetance of Monty.

Can your troops do the foxtrot? If so, they could entertain our personnel at our airbase at Harewood.

 

Good grief. You also rewrite history. I thought that was a Russian speciality.

Actually, the more I look the more I understand how Americans and Russians are aligned in their thinking and policies. They are as unapplaudable as one another.

 

Well we are the two most powerful countries on the planet. And I'd think that you'd claim a kinship with the Russians since both of your societies celebrate alcoholism and both of your armies sing and dance.

 

You and Prof PeaBrain really do have a fascination with drugs.

Are you dealers?

 

Typical. A deflection and not a very good one at that.

But seriously, could your army lads put on a little song and dance show for our troops at our airbase at Harewood?

 

How is it a "deflection"? You are clearly obsessed with drugs.

But then, I suppose you need to be. Chasing ambulances is not the earner it once was, is it?

 

I am? That's news to me since I don't take any drugs, licit or illicit, nor do I drink alcohol.

I have no idea what you're talking about and I doubt that you do either.

And what about those dancing soldiers. You know, the ones that jump around, stomp their feet, grunt, stick out their tongues and generally act like their skivvies are full of fire ants. Can you arrange a show for our airmen at Harewood?