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Discussion in 'Political Opinions & Beliefs' started by Awryly, Jun 6, 2011.

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  1. Professor Peabody

    Professor Peabody Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Just an island full of drunks and drug addicts. Thank God it's an island, the mutants can't easily escape.
     
    Professor Peabody, Apr 16, 2012
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  2. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    We don't need a loan of anything from you. Learn Mandarin. You'll need it when you become Tibet 2.0.
     
    Jason Bourne, Apr 17, 2012
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  3. SkullKrusher

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    The New Zealand funny bird brigade will spearhead the mine clearing process before attempting to reclaim US airbase.

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    Once the mine field is cleared,, the New Zealand ceremonial Army brigade will be sent in to mop up:

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    SkullKrusher, Apr 17, 2012
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  4. kilgram

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    Are you defining the conservative?
     
    kilgram, Apr 17, 2012
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  5. Awryly

    Awryly New Member Past Donor

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    Then why are you fawning to obtain our favour? Are you perhaps trying to ingratiate yourself with our "masters"? Being as they are more yours than ours.
     
    Awryly, Apr 18, 2012
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  6. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That's delusional. New Zealand has nothing we need.
     
    Jason Bourne, Apr 18, 2012
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  7. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Perhaps history's most famous Kiwi. Certainly it's only useful Kiwi.

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    Jason Bourne, Apr 18, 2012
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  8. Professor Peabody

    Professor Peabody Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Amen, what's really there? Drunks with sheep dip on their boots.....WOW!
     
    Professor Peabody, Apr 18, 2012
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  9. Awryly

    Awryly New Member Past Donor

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    So many Yanks doing so many Hollywoods.

    Where is the substance?
     
    Awryly, Apr 18, 2012
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  10. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    News flash: There's only one Hollywood. And the substance is that, not surprisingly, we make the highest grossing films.

    Will your new Chinese masters be building a movie studio in New Zealand when they take over the country?
     
    Jason Bourne, Apr 18, 2012
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  11. Awryly

    Awryly New Member Past Donor

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    No need. We have movie studios all over the shop. They compete for space with the sheep.
     
    Awryly, Apr 19, 2012
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  12. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It must be an awful inconvenience for your sheep to have been displaced by our USAF base at Harewood.
     
    Jason Bourne, Apr 19, 2012
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  13. Awryly

    Awryly New Member Past Donor

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    You have no idea how upset our hares are.
     
    Awryly, Apr 19, 2012
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  14. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I don't blame them. With our air base, our troops on exercises with yours, Chinese military bases and Chinese nuclear armed warships warships in your harbors that doesn't leave much room for you lot.
     
    Jason Bourne, Apr 19, 2012
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  15. Professor Peabody

    Professor Peabody Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Jason, check out these block busters to come out of New Zealand. Try not to laugh too hard. There were all of 2 in 2011.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinema_of_New_Zealand#2011

    Players - Abbas-Mustan (director), Abhishek Bachchan, Bobby Deol, Sonam Kapoor, Neil Nitin Mukesh, Bipasha Basu, Sikander Kher, Omi Vaidya.

    Bet that baby was bustin box office records all over the world.

    The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn - Steven Spielberg (director), Andy Serkis

    Another blockbuster for sure. I think Spielberg must have lost his backside on that one as he's got no movies coming out of New Zealand for 2012 that I can see.
     
    Professor Peabody, Apr 19, 2012
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  16. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It would seem that New Zealand is the leading purveyor of pornography in Oceania. What a benchmark of wholesomeness.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_by_region#New_Zealand
     
    Jason Bourne, Apr 19, 2012
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  17. Professor Peabody

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    Professor Peabody, Apr 19, 2012
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  18. Professor Peabody

    Professor Peabody Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Is it really made there? I just checked the guy who invented it called it Kiwi because his WIFE was from New Zealand.
     
    Professor Peabody, Apr 20, 2012
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  19. Awryly

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    You are truly a one-trick pony.

    And I use the term "pony" loosely.
     
    Awryly, Apr 20, 2012
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  20. Professor Peabody

    Professor Peabody Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Don't get sore, you started the thread.
     
    Professor Peabody, Apr 20, 2012
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  21. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It was originally made in Australia by a gentleman whose wife was born in New Zealand but had the good sense to leave it for Australia.

     
    Jason Bourne, Apr 20, 2012
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  22. Awryly

    Awryly New Member Past Donor

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    What a hoot. :party::party::party:

    SOPA failed, PIPA failed, ACTA is failing - and now NZ has screwed the FBI.

    Hollywood will not be pleased.

    I wonder if we screwed up on purpose. I would like to think we did.
     
    Awryly, Apr 20, 2012
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  23. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It's your national pastime.
     
    Jason Bourne, Apr 21, 2012
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  24. Awryly

    Awryly New Member Past Donor

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    I heard a whimper.

    Is that you, Jason?
     
    Awryly, Apr 21, 2012
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  25. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    None other. And are you enjoying our 70 military personnel who are training your army? They flew in to our USAF base at Harewood. New Zealand seems to be turning into another US outpost.
     
    Jason Bourne, Apr 21, 2012
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