New Zealand renewed

We like to put on a show for tourists, especially tourists who pay as well as your marines.

Perhaps we can also teach them how not to urinate on their victims.

 

Just make certain that your lads don't ask our Marines to dance. That'd result in alot of Marine boots in alot of Kiwi asses.

Well, you lot are the experts at it. Pi*s away!

 

Highly unlikely.

We have seen how you uriinate on your dance partners.

The only question is whether you also masturbate over their corpses.

We know how much Americans love sex.

You have several industries that do nothing else. And it seems your marines are their latest recruits.

 

I'm sure that some of our Marines will show your women how the deed should be done. The "ladies" will undoubtedly be awestruck. US Marines are, as you may have heard, the best at everything. It'll be quite the change from your dancing and prancing soldiers.

 

So your marines can function erectiley when not faced with a live enemy?

Perhaps if we sent a few dead sheep to Harewood.

It is not against the laws of war to eat them afterwards.

 

Correct. We leave it to you lot to face the enemy by dancing and singing whilst displaying a woodie.

We'd pi*s on them afterwhich you lot could dine to your heart's content. Happy eating!

 

Sorry, I don't live in New Zealand. I do admit I am fascinated how the folks that live there keep their livers from jumping right out of their bodies before their brains are completely fried. Myself, I am considering investing in a business there. It would grow livers from stem cells to order, and have a facility to install them as well. I don't think a whole brain can be grown in a lab, so they'll be out of luck there.

 

What I find comforting about New Zealand is that it is two isalnds isolated from the rest of the world. In other words, the plague of meth addiction and alcoholism is confined to two insignificant islands which if they sank into the southern ocean tomorrow no one would notice.

 

Wha wha what???? The USA has MASSIVE problems in Meth and alcohol addition. Furthermore, almost all drugs produced in South America go to the USA market.

Are you honestly trying to say that the USA does not have a drug problem?

 

No, I'm honestly trying to say that New Zealand has a huge meth and alcohol problem.

 

That must be the generic drug market A was refering to. NZrs get meth and alcohol at wholesale prices, and of course, grow their own hobbit brand weed, which is why both sheepdog and sheep are so content.

This means that A, being the one malcontent NZr, must not be getting his government alloted quota of leaf.

 

Or A is cheap and using ditchweed.

 

Little dog from NZ.

banned without trial by jury.

in the land of free speech

on a forum that lets other posters

make obscene posts routine

FAR worse than any Awryly

words which I have seen.

 

It seems that some sympathetic soul has advocated successfully on my behalf. On this occasion, I chose not to terrorise the moderators myself.

I have been released from my bonds 2-3 days early.

Let normal service resume.

 

Did you enjoy your vacation? Our airbase at Harewood sent out search aircraft looking for you.

 

I( kept asking myself whether I missed your inanities.

The answer was "No".

 

Have you met any of our Marines yet?

 

Dotcom (of Magaupload fame) has already befuddled the FBI's extradition efforts to get him to face a biblical set of charges in the USA.

Now he is gunning for the NZ government which so rabidly fell in with the FBI's devilish plan.

Try to follow me here.

1. The rightwing NZ government has a majority of one.

2. It relies on a lunatic extreme rightwing party (known as ACT) to stay in power. ACT has only one seat in Parliament.

3. The incumbant (John Banks, who is also now a cabinet minister) also recently ran a campaign (which he lost) for the mayoralty of Auckland (NZ's largest city).

4. Dotcom funded that campaign to the tune of up to $100 grand.

5. Electoral rules decree that political donors must be identified where their identity is known. Failure to do so can be punished by imprisonment for up to 2years.

6. Banks knew Dotcom had donated funding but chose to conceal the fact by describing his donations as coming from an "anonymous" source. Dotcom claims that Banks knew exactly where the money came from and has records to prove it.

7. Parliamentary rules decree that any member of parliament convicted of an offence where the penalty is 2 years or more must stand down from parliament, irrespective of the penalty actually imposed.

If Banks is charged and convicted he loses his seat, the government's majority disappears, and it will not be able to govern.

Sweeter revenge Dotcom could not have on a New Zealand government that has collaborated so enthusiastically with the fascists of the FBI, Hollywood, and the US music industry to engineer his downfall.

 

It gets even more hilarious. John Banks is...wait for it.. the Minister of Regulatory Reform.

And a past director and chairman of an investment fund, Huljich Wealth Management, listed among the tawdry legion of finance companies that have conned NZ investors. Its current chairman has been convicted on fraud charges.

It rather looks as though Kim Dotcom is hoisting John Banks, and the entire New Zealand government, on their own petard.

 

Looks as though several annoying posters have been banned from this thread.

The moderators appear to have at last seen sense.

 

Looks can be deceiving.

 

I smell the asceptic presence of a paramedic.

 

Physician Assistant. Certified.

 

Good for you.

Now say something sensible.

Or physician assisted.

 

It looks as though, in the bigger scheme of things, the corruption of a minior minister in the NZ government is, well, minor.

I always thought Sarkozy was overly-flamboyant in his mannerisms and associations.

I wonder if Tony Blair was similarly endowed by the late colonel.